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Update #21: Become part of "Thunder" my newest project!
Update #20: WEBCAST TONIGHT BITCH's BOOB TOOB coming to you live from her Brooklyn bedroom!
hey all my kickers..
i'm doing a webcast tonight to "GET ME OUT THE DOOR FOR TOUR" haha! tune in if you can! 7.30-9 est. we'll be doing some prize giveaways and live auctions on--here's the big item--my signed and inscribed "Two Girls Strong" candy red ukulele!
the big items will be posted during the webcast on ebay, but for now you can start bidding on hand-drawn posters, some Bitch clothing, and more! http://tinyurl.com/BitchAuction
if you can't attend, but would like to add a tip to the TIP JAR for the BLASTED! tour, go to bitchmusic.com/bitchboobtoob
thanks so much! i attached a video introducing the band that i'm taking on this tour,. it's going to be FUN! see you out there!!
GET BITCH OUT THE DOOR FOR TOUR!
Tune in to BITCH’S BOOB TOOB this Friday to watch her raise $1,111.11 to start her off on her BLASTED! tour. If you have it, bring cash! if not, come and chat! There will be prize giveaways, random acts of art and special phone-in guests! Oh yes Oh yes!
She says,
“Get me on this BLASTED! tour
Get me out the door!
with ELEVEN ELEVEN I can’t go wrong!
I wanna Get out there and sing my song!”
TUNE IN!!
BITCH’S BOOB TOOB!
COMING TO YOU LIVE, THIS FRIDAY NIGHT 7:30 TIL 9
FROM HER BROOKLYN BEDROOM, ALL RIGHT?”
Update #19: new video
hey sweet kickers who kicked down for "Blasted!"
i made a video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
if you love it---pass it along to a friend and tell them you were part of making this...
the "Blasted!" tour is just around the corner. i'm coming to almost every corner of the US. i will be traveling with a two-woman band, The State Of, from Miami as my back up band. a video musical guest, billiE and the violent kidS, will be showing a short video before the show each night.
it will be a cross-country record release party that i'm hoping you will invite many friends to! i will type you back soon to show you all the dates!
if you want a preview, you can always go to http://bitchmusic.com/home.html and see them as they are announced!
lots of love from brooklyn,
bitch
xo
Update #18: rehearsals
hey everyone! my backers and loves!
i'm down here in Miami, rehearsing with a two-woman band, The State Of, who will officially be my back up band for the "Blasted!" tour! here is a part of a rehearsal of our harmonies! i'm so looking forward to this! plus i've made the set-list way in advance, and i decided to something radical: play all my best songs. duh---why has it taken me 10 years to figure that one out? haha!!
hope you are all well and have had a peaceful day with many thoughts of Martin Luther King.
love and crystals,
Bitch
xo
Update #17: My Sound Bites cuz Holidays Bite and Gifts for alla You
hey everyone,
guess what i made?
Socks. Red ones. With a white heart on one side, and on the other side, they say "Bitch." They're so awesome, fashionable and would make a great holiday gift for only $12! order them here and i will ship them within 48 hours of your order, so they get to yer loved-ones' door quickly and merrily.
http://www.shortstoryrecords.com/order.html
Sound Bites. Little ones. FREE. I composed 39 tracks of Sound Bites. Mini orchestras, blips of poems, controversial thoughts. i picture them squished between yer Beyonce and Bach. Shuffled into yer ipods: SOUNDS FOR A SHUFFLED EXISTENCE.
go download them for FREE and tell ALL of your friends to too! shuffle them through yer Longer Bites and see how they play!
http://bitchmusic.bandcamp.com/
i love this site, by the way, as it gave me a chance to put up artwork for EACH track, write details, etc. if you want to get to know me better, read through them all!
you'll notice on my store, where you get the socks, that i have put up another few items for sale. did i mention all of these items can ship within 48 hours?
1: the tiny book to accompany SOUND BITES. comes in a little pretty red envelope for safe keeping.
2: the PUSSY MANIFESTO sticker pack, filled with 8 beautiful bumper stickers with quotes from the famous document. they come in a translucent pink envelope with an autograph by moi.
3: my lo-fi and lovely album, "Be-sides (one take wonders and poems)." i'm very proud of this record, and until now it has been hard to find---so get a few copies and stuff 'em in yer friends' stockings! (that may hurt...good...they don't call me Bitch for nothin')
if you bought all the new items it would still be less than $40!! that's called a BITCH DEAL!
Last but not least, for now, some of you may know that i have done some collaborations with an amazing acrobatic troupe, LAVA, based in Brooklyn. they are wonderful women and are doing an on-line auction, and are auctioning off a mix-cd made by me. make me proud! go bid on it and support some awesome artists in the meantime! www.giftberry.org/lavabrooklyn
I'm in Florida--hope to see some of you at my next few shows!
lots of love,
happy holidays,
yer Bitch-ness
xo
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FLORIDA TOUR DATES
DECEMBER
9th Orlando @ The Social
11th Gainesville @ Brophy's Irish Pub
12th Jacksonville @ AJ's Bar
13th Ybor City @ Crowbar
20th Ft. Lauderdale @ New Moon Bar
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This project successfully raised its funding goal on October 10, 2009.
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gets you downloads of ALL my past work and a signed copy of the album when it’s done. I’ll also send you a selection of merch with yer new cd.
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gets you into the "BITCH'S BITCHES” club. This will give you access to a secret site which will have downloads of all my past work, plus I will be adding a new unreleased poem every week (or more if I’m feeling poetic that week) leading up to the release. I have also been doing ‘at home’ concerts of new and old material, which I will post every now and then for you to download for free! Your name will also appear on my new website as one of my ‘Bitches.’ (unless you don’t want it to). I will also let you see first all the videos I’m making including ones of me tap-dancing with my mother or interviewing Ferron. And of course you will get a signed copy of the record when it’s done, plus a little bit o merch from me as a big THANK you for being my BITCH.
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gets you into the “BITCH'S BITCHES” club, plus your very own "Bitch's Bitch" Tshirt HANDMADE BY ME, plus a communication of your choice from me (phone call or IM) where you can ask me the things you’ve always wanted to know. plus you’ll get 4 tickets to the show when it comes through yer town, plus I’ll send you a signed copy of the record when it’s done along with a bundle of Bitch merch so you can show off to yer friends.
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gets you into the "BITCH'S BITCHES" club, plus we can go out to dinner together and talk about life and art and possibility. I’ll dress up! And most importantly, I’ll put your name in the liner notes of the cd. Here’s your chance to be forever ingrained into the hearts of adoring fans!
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gets you into the "BITCH'S BITCHES" club, plus a house concert in your house! Invite your friends, I’ll come over and entertain you! We can video it! US only, ok?
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In 2008, Bitch (Bitch and Animal, John Cameron Mitchell's "Shortbus", Righteous Babe Records, Kill Rock Stars) produced an album of Ferron's music to pay homage to the singer. "Boulder" includes performances by Ani Difranco, The Indigo Girls, Jd Samson (Le Tigre), Samantha Parton (Be Good Tanyas), and many others. Bitch is a violinist, singer and performance artist who lives in NYC. bitchmusic.com
Billie Jo Cavallaro is an independent filmmaker from NYC. Thunder is hiz first Feature length documentary. Hiz other project "billiE and the violent kidS" aired on LOGO and toured nationally.
