Kickstarter

** HANDWRITTEN POSTCARD!** Any amount helps, so don't go thinking you have to empty your pockets to support new art. Hit me with anything, and I will hook you up with some sweet audio tracks and a handwritten postcard from my next tour. Neat!

** BIG POPPA E AUDIO-PALLOOZA! ** Your email inbox will be filled with two-CD's worth of my live tracks recorded across the country, plus I will send you a handwritten postcard from the spoken word highway. Choice!

** SIGNED "PRETTY GIRLS MAKE ME SAD" CHAPBOOK! ** I will sign my latest chapbook (17 new poems, loads of haiku) and personalize it with a haiku based on your suggestion, and i will send you a handwritten postcard from the spoken word highway. Plus, you also get the two CDs of audio tracks. Aww yeah!

** "BIG POPPA E'S GREATEST HITS" COLLECTION! ** You will get a perfect-bound copy of my 40-poem compilation, plus i will send you a month of handwritten postcards from my latest tour! A whole month! Aaand the audio tracks! Baller!

** "THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD" OMNIBUS ** Yeah, this is the big book, my 544-page hardback collection of everything I've ever written, which includes all my best work, some really obscure stuff that hasn't seen the light of day in a long time, and some really... really... bad stuff. Oh, and all the audio tracks mentioned above. And a month of postcards! Wicked!

** ONE-OF-A-KIND HANDWRITTEN TOUR JOURNAL! ** I bring a brand new Moleskine notebook with me on every tour, and I fill it with poem fragments, writing prompts, creative ideas, and all manner of tasty tidbits that end up in future pieces. I also log flight info, dash off journal entries, collect directions to venues, dash off set lists... the whole shebang. If you want to know what it's like to be on tour with me, this is the closest you can get without buying a Greyhound ticket. I am only offering five of these, and once they are gone, that's it, they are gone. I am not even going to photocopy them for my own use. You will also get all the audio tracks I am offering, and I will even throw in a shiny new signed copy of "The Whole Wide World" as a bonus. Aaaand you get a whole month of postcards. Righteous!

** LIVE PERFORMANCE AND WORKSHOP IN YOUR LIVING ROOM! ** Yo... if you donate a grand to the cause, I will Greyhound my ass to your house and perform a show for you and your friends, and I will record it in both video and audio and give it to you afterwards. And "The Whole Wide World." And the audio. And the postcards. Boo-Ya!