Kickstarter

Every little dollar helps! If you can give anything to help us finish mixing, mastering, and pressing our new album, we are forever grateful.

You'll get a digital download copy of our new album, "Dancers of the Drunken Two Step." You will have to create your own liner notes, and they will probably look something like this: THANKS TO <your name>!

You'll get a copy of our new extended album, "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step." That's right, it's 2 albums on 1 disc! It includes the 2010 barn-burnin' album "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound" (which is currently Out of Print!) along with "Dancers of the Drunken Two Step."

INTERNATIONAL FANS: You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step" seen above, postage paid. Hello, Beagle Brothers Fan Club of St. Maarten!

You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step" seen above, plus a copy of our first full-length from 2009, "All My Friends"!

It's the Beagle Brothers Discography! You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step," a copy of "All My Friends," and our first EP from 2007, "Notorious Country Hell Hounds"!

The deluxe version of the Beagle Brothers Discography with all discs signed by the band! You won't miss a single track with this collection! You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step," "All My Friends," "Notorious Country Hellhounds," our 2008 tour-only EP, "Fast Track to Disaster," and a bonus album-length CD of unreleased songs recorded over the last 6 years, some of which have never seen the light of day since the band quit smoking!

The comprehensive Beagle Brothers discography with style! You get the deluxe discography listed above, plus a kickass Beagle Brothers t-shirt in fabulous Steelers' Black and Gold! Send a message along with your preference of size.

A night you'll never forget! You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step" signed by the band, plus a rare and enlightening experience: you and your friends can hang out with the Beagle Brothers for a night at the bar of your choice in the Pittsburgh-area. If you pick the destination, we'll pay for the beer. Indian leg-wrestling matches are permitted. We're gonna make a Beagle Brother out of you!

A night you'll never remember! You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step" signed by the band, plus the chance of a lifetime: your name on a banner outside of Sonny's Tavern, known as "America's bar," and an opportunity to get spirited with the Beagle Brothers, on our dime. The only things you'll take from this experience are a banner and a really good time!

Everything from the $200 level, plus you will get to name your own cocktail that will be on the menu at Sonny's Tavern, known as "America's bar"! Impress your date when you walk into the bar and order a "me!"

It's show time! You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step" signed by the band, plus a chance of a lifetime: have the Beagle Brothers play anywhere in the greater Pittsburgh region for you and your friends. You just need to provide electricity and beer, and we will handle the rest. Keep in mind you will be getting the full Beagle Brothers treatment: 2+ hour show, an 80s Power Ballad set, prank calling, possible removal of shirts, pants, or both. Perfect for wedding parties.

You write the songs! You'll get the deluxe Beagle Brothers discography seen above, plus an exclusive bonus: we will write a song for you on the topic of your choice, and send you a home recording of it. We've written about hookers, cocaine, cancer, checking and savings accounts, calculus, and Hawaii, so we're game for anything. You never know, it just might become the next Beagle Brothers theme song...

For the Outside of Pittsburgh fan! You'll get the preorder for "Architects of the Bloomfield Sound/Dancers of the Drunken Two Step" signed by the band, plus the Beagle Brothers show treatment, anywhere you want within 500 miles of Pittsburgh. You provide the electricity, beer, and a floor to crash, and we will take care of the rest. This is the perfect donation level for the mothers who say "I understand that you have a new job, but does that mean you can't call home more often?" Feel free to message us with questions.

THE ULTIMATE #1 BEAGLE FAN (THE BASICALLY LIKE FAMILY PACKAGE) Did you watch the video we posted above? Remember the part where Kyle emphatically describes his "Heroes of Black Metal" project? Yeah, well that never happened. He completely dropped the ball on that. If you contribute at the maximum level, you'll get: A) the deluxe Beagle Brothers discography seen above B) satisfaction that you are forcing Kyle to finish the "Heroes of Black Metal" project C) a handwritten thank you note from Kyle clearly stating that you are the ultimate fan, and D) a set of prints from his entire "Heroes of Black Metal" series shipped anywhere in the world, strictly limited to 1 printing, because that's how awesome you are. Oh, and just for good measure, you'll also be on the guest list for all Beagle Brothers-related shows FOR LIFE. Seriously, you're awesome.