Christopher will hand-type your favorite tweet review of 2009 on a collectible, silk-screened Article Magazine postcard. Go to 1000TimesYes.com to search for your tweet of choice!

Christopher will call you on the phone and you guys can totally bullshit about bands. Plus your favorite tweet-review of 2009 hand-typed on a collectible, silk-screened Article Magazine postcard.

Get a signed copy of Christopher's 33 1/3 book on It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back. Plus your favorite tweet-review of 2009 hand-typed on a collectible, silk-screened Article Magazine postcard.

We'll send you any shirt that is in stock from Article and a copy of Article Magazine Issue One. Check out at the shirts at http://www.articleclothing.com

Christopher will review your band's demo or album on @1000TimesYes! [IMPORTANT NOTE: Proceeds of this package go STRICTLY to the construction of the very expensive 2009 Tweet Boxes. All tweets resulting from this package will be accompanied by a FULL DISCLOSURE DISCLAIMER that they are, in fact, pay-for-review tweets]

You will receive the 2009 Tweet Box of 1000 hand-typed tweets!

The 2009 Tweet Box of 1000 hand-typed tweets, a signed copy of Christopher's 33 1/3 book on It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back, and your favorite tweet-review of 2009 hand-typed on a collectible, silk-screened Article Magazine postcard.

You will receive two copies of the 2009 Tweet Box of 1000 hand-typed tweets, two copies of the Nation Of Millions book, two postcards sent wherever you'd like and you will be really, really helping out! Chris will call you on the phone and talk about bands and whatever else, actually. Probably mostly a lot of "thank you." Really, everyone involved will think you're awesome.

The 2009 Tweet Box in a deluxe custom box, rich in the history of era, and made for you especially by Christopher’s own father, a woodworker from the golden era. The box floor will be made from rich Virginia cherry especially selected for this project. The oak sides come from Connecticut old growth where cold winters enrich the handsome grain. The top will be made of select American black walnut of gunstock quality. The corners will be carefully mitered and cross-tailed with hand-rubbed African baku. The Nitrocellulose lacquer finish will be hand-rubbed from new old stock circa 1955. It will be the same finish used on Martin, Gibson and Fender Guitars of the era. The select woods have all been air dried for at least 15 years. Rich brass furnishings will also be installed from new old stock unopened since their careful New England Manufacture 50 years ago. There will only one of these sets crafted and signed by both Weingarten and his father. The buyer will be consulted as to production time and delivery.

Chris will hand deliver a copy of the 2009 Tweet Box to you anywhere in the continental USA. He will bring a copy of the Nation of Millions book and will sign it in front of you. Chris will also spin an all-1988 DJ set at your hometown bar/concert/party of choice!