For $2 you will receive a Cerebral Ballzy sticker and you will be awesome.

For $3 we'll send you MP3s of all the songs. In fact, we'll send you multiple copies of each song!

For $4.20, lead singer Honor will roll something up with your name on it and send you a photo of him smoking it.

For $5 you will receive a Cerebral Ballzy sticker and a photograph signed by all members of the band. (Disclaimer: Photo will not necessarily be of the band.) This is probably the most awesome pledge you can make.

For $6 bassist Mel will call you during a live show and thank you. To be honest, someone else is probably going to grab the phone and say something, too. No promises on what else is said besides, "Thank You."

For $9 you will get a copy of the record. The record is awesome. If I had nine dollars and was debating whether to pledge or get some sandwiches, I'd pledge.

For $13 you'll get a copy of the record and you'll get your wife back.

Last week lead singer Honor Titus was given a disposable camera. For $15 you will get a copy of the record and lead singer Honor Titus will get really drunk and write you a thank you note on the back of one of the photos from the disposable camera.

For $20 you will get a copy of the record and a Cerebral Ballzy t-shirt. Check it out at http://www.cerebralballzy.com

For $30 we'll give you $10.

If $500 is raised through this award, Cerebral Ballzy will play a veranda in Brooklyn. First off, a veranda is defined by Merriam-Webster as "a usually roofed open gallery or portico attached to the exterior of a building." Second, a promise has been made by someone to mosh someone off the veranda, know full well this means jail time for the mosher. Third, besides getting the Cerebral Ballzy 7", you will also receive a rare Mighty Mighty Bosstones record on red vinyl.

For $50, we'll give you a copy of the record. Actually, two copies. As well, guitarists Jason and Mason will simultaneously close their eyes and try to draw Bart Simpson from memory. You will get these drawings. Additionally, you get your choice of any shirt in stock from Article at http://articlesarticle.com

Oh come on, just donate it.

For $100... Does 5 copies of the record sound alright? Each band member will sign them. And any shirt from Article... And each band member will find a funny photo on the internet and write a thank you note on the back of it. Maybe an LOL cat, maybe an awesome photo of a whaleale giving a high five to a scuba diver. And we'll give you ten bucks.

For $420... uhm... we'll eat a lot of food while thinking about you.

Are you really this awesome? For $500, Cerebrall Ballzy will play a show at your house or wherever you want on their next tour. Unless you're nowhere near the tour, in which case it will have to be the next tour! And we'll give you a whole bunch of records. Like 13 or 14 (we still need some to sell to fans). And whatever shirts you want from Article, as long as it isn't like a million of them. This offer does not apply to Alaska or Hawaii unless you also want to pay to fly the band out there.

If you donate this much, just tell us what you want.