Free download of Terrible Things (the song, not actual things that are terrible), Exclusive video updates on the project and while I'm in the studio (I may occasionally throw in one of my dog doing something cute. It will be worth it, I promise)

Name and link on aprilsmithmusic.com - we will share a special internet bond for all eternity!

Digital copy of the album a week before it's release - as long as you promise not to share it!!!

Signed physical copy of the album a week before it's released - you'll get to see all of the album art and fancy stuff before everyone else, April Smith T-shirt (not my T-shirt, but a shirt with the band name and logo on it. You wouldn't want my T-shirt...trust me)

Get a pair of tickets to see Friday's show at Lollapalooza!!! ($160 value - must be in the Chicago area or able to provide your own transportation to the show)

Name on the liner notes in the album when it's released (so where it says "April would like to thank..." your name will be listed for all to see!), a personalized thank you letter from me (I've been known to get mushy and sentimental, be forewarned)

Signed limited edition copy of the record - LIMITED PEOPLE!!! THERE WILL BE THINGS ON THIS MUTHA THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!, an April Smith T-shirt specially designed for this project - it will show people that you're very important and magnificent!

A part in a music video for the new album (we'll be doing a few so there are plenty of parts to go around, Featured, weekly blog post (for one whole month!) on my site dedicated to you written by me - you haven't been properly praised until you've been praised by me!

Free admission for you and a guest to all my shows for 2010 (may exclude certain show and festivals but ill pull all the strings I can for you), I'll bake you a big batch of cookies (chocolate chip or peanut butter, whichever you prefer) and overnight them to you. If you live really, really close, I'll just ride my bike over!

I'll write you a song about you or a subject of your choice send it to you (If we get at least 5 donors I'll press all the songs and send you 5 special limited edition copies. You can share them with family, friends or enemies that you'd like to make incredibly jealous!)

Dinner w/ me and my band when I come through your town - Stevens will eat whatever we don't finish.

Sing with me on stage at one of my shows (Come on, I know you've been practicing Colors in the shower)

A full-band house concert! Invite your family and friends, serve your favorite refreshments, and we'll put on a show! (US only)

Executive Producer Credit on the album and get to spend a day in the studio - we can do that Blue Oyster Cult/Christopher Walken skit from SNL skit all day long - it'll be good times! April Smith and the Great Picture Show Pipe cleaner band - you will receive your very own pipe cleaner replica of me and my band!