My wife and I LOVE Douglas Adams. Rather a quite very a whole lot. And, we feel the portable media is ready for a updated tribute.
This is an audio and visual and textual tribute to the greatest book ever written by a human.
Its called: The Alien Hitchhiker's Guide To Amerika. a.k.a The Very Very Oh So Very Rough Guide To Life On Earth And Living It For Less Than 10 USD* per day.1
You will, if not reading this in one of the Galactic Base Language units, may notice some spelling and grammatical errors, but please bear with us, this is entirely reasonable, as, in this line of work the logistical side of our operations are incredible, as we had to employ over 10,000 separate sub contractors from over 7000 separate home worlds, most of which, do not eat, breath, or even use the same types of physical media to communicate as the last one did, and, a universal constant of Sub Contractors are:
THEY ARE LAZY AND NEVER ON TIME.
*1This is under .7 Galactic Standard Units, so somewhere round the price of an Alterian Megadonkey Hand Job on the Pleasure Rims of Fucklactica 8.
This project will be rocking on WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP AND INPUT.
The ebook is to be formatted, for Kindle Fire and related outer pan galactic media devices. Even ~those~ ones. You know the ones. The rudey ones.
The audio is flac recorded to the best of my ability with the kit I have at this juncture in timespace.
Here is a link to the preview ebook version, and the 19th iteration over the past 64 hours, of The Audio.
Its about to be 20th as I made some mistakes :D
Deadlines? WE DONT NEED NO STINKING DEADLINES~! DO I LOOK DEAD? OR LIKE A LINE?
I look like a Frood. A Hoopy Hoopy Frood.
Now, why do we want your money? Simple. New recording kit: 20$ the rest, something advertisingy. I have not a single clue how much that sort of thing goes for so guessed at about 120$ for promotional junk and something a bit viral I can try and pull off.
Not to worry if it never reaches the target, and you thought that this looked like a fun project, as WEMAGONADOITANYWAYS!
Dr. Liam Jon Heraty, and the wonderful Mrs. The Dr. Robyn Heraty, Western Amerikazone, EARTH, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha,
PS: This is not a work of copy paste, or a slaptogether of other peoples gear OR even a derogatory work.
I honest LOVE Mr. Adams. Quite a lot. And wish this to be a tribute.
Its not the Best Electronic Guide TO Life, The Universe & Everything.
Just a tribute.
It does use the word fuck, quite a lot mind you. Almost gratuitously so.
Yes. four times this year. Its fun if you remember where your towel is at.
D-d-d-d-d-did you HONESTLY PAY $$$ AND/OR HUMAN PENIS to a channelization expert to ask Mr. A's ghosty?
TF indeed gentle sweary being. TF. Indeed.
lafadosi re lasire!
Well, ME GUSTA!
Well, READ OUR GUIDE HUMAN!
It very well may save your life!
But, I'm going to try.
I checked out the internet, and it told me alllllll about the other dudes, that did this gig before me, and, already, I'm off to a better start with an eviction, one weasel takedown via a gimp, two David Bowie Takedown Orders ALREADY, and, 6 REAL bands YOU DO NOT KNOW now providing us (my wife and I) with legit legal samples with full atrib to the point I'm featuring each dude as a "thing" somewhere to nose dive any of this nonsense happening again, and, are moving over to AI voice chips to save on my chords, as dudes, that one >40 times I tried my best, lets be honest, was still sharty, so, computing being a thematic here, I'm gonna rock with it.
Nah. its A GUIDE Silly!
Did you miss the title somehow?
I fucking feel like it some bloody days, now jog on ya muppets and wind yer nex in an giz yer headabobble!
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Hey Hoopy Frood. You like a word? You love this word SO HARD you wish to pay 1$ to see this word IN EPRINT or listen to my dulcit tones drip it into your ears via the medium of vibrating some air with a magnetic field then BOSS do you got yourself a DEAL!Estimated delivery: May 2013
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Hey Hoopy Frood. You like a word? You love this word SO HARD you wish to pay 5$ to see this word made into a PICTURE IN EPRINT or have me or one of our VERY SPECIAL GUESTS recite a paragaph as pertaining to said picture in the eprint version, in the audio version! MULTO MEDIO OR WHATO?Estimated delivery: May 2013
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OMZFG@42! You buy this, YOUR TOWEL IS IN A KNOWN LOCATION FOR LIFE AND BEYOND! This is so super exciting, that we are a little sad we never kept this one for our team of writers. All one of them. YOU GENTLE READING BEING yes YOU! CAN BE! President Of The Galactic Empire. WHAT? FOR 42 Earthican $'s ? FOR LIFE AND BEYOND! WHERE DO I SIGN UP! AH ! HERE! This implies far far far more than us just calling out to you in the audio shouting HI MR OR MRS OR UNDEFINED GENDER GALACTIC HAIL TO THE CHIEF! No. Your going to get SO MUCH PERSONAL CONCEPT ART AS PERTAINING TO YOUR GALACTIC PRESIDENCY, THAT: Its gonna be ~almost~ like being the REAL THING! BONUS! Second Frood in bags the coveted VICE PRESIDENT! Which is even less Assasinaty therefore MORE OF A PRIZE! Hows that? Being second in this case IS BETTER THAN FIRST! WOW! We will need a headshot, and, if you feel like being an Ultradood, we can, if you have a mouth and are not currently using it to screamlaugh broadcast a nice presidential adress to the galactic union. WHATS IT GONNA SAY> ? I DUNNO! IM NOT GALACTIC PRESIDENT! A PRESIDENT ... IS ... YOU! NOW WELL DONE! LETS ALL GO FOR CHEESEBURGERS!Estimated delivery: May 2013
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WOW! ARE YOU SOME KINDA SATAN OR CROWLEY OR AN UPSIDE DOWN UK POLICE MAN OR TRYING TO BUY ME OFF>? If so well done you. This much money, buys you WHATEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE as pertaining the the fictional world that lives in my head, and is falling out my fingers and mouth hole onto the internets. BACKING OR NO BACKING! WE JUST GIVE THAT LESS OF A FRAG! You pay us 666 Amerikano Dollerpounds, and boy, girl, or space being, WE WILL BE YOUR LITTLE CHIMPS! Want a whole chapter devoted to something you LOVE> Done. Want your freinds OR ENEMIES! to feature in something PROPER COOL or SHAMEFILLED as the circumstances of your dictation dictate> Cooooool. Your now our number one BFF for this much cash! Clearly you are as mad as us. You say froggy! WE NOW JUMP! Honest, as pertaining to this project even up to and including STOP THIS NONSENSE! THIS WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING. Bar change anything already published. That. Will. NOT>! be occurring. even for this massive mad mentalist sum of beans and red red cents.Estimated delivery: Apr 2013