I will send you informative and sarcastic e-mail updates about the progress of the film. You will also be able to download the movie before any non-helpful people. And, you get your name listed on our website.

I will send you an actual DVD of the movie when it is done. This will be the same version that gets sent out to film festivals all over the world. So, it is a very limited run pressing that non-helpful people will never get. (You also get the e-mail updates)

Not only do you get a DVD and the e-mail updates, but you also get a CD of the film's soundtrack. (It's a musical, remember.) The songs are awesome. I know, because I wrote them. You also get your name in the film's ending credits. Your name will be projected onto big screens throughout the world and people will be envious of you.

You get what every true movie collector yearns for--an autographed copy of the script, signed with a sharpie marker. Heck, I'll even throw in the marker. (Of course you also get the credits, CD, DVD, and email stuff.)

Well, hi there, my new Executive Producer! Wonderful to have you aboard. Being an executive producer is a great gig: you just have to give us some money, you get your name in the beginning credits, and you don't have to do anything else. For this generous gesture, I will also send you a special piece of thank you art created by my five year-old daughter Paige. (And . . . script, credits, CD, DVD, emails.)

Anybody crazy enough to give me $500 for this movie deserves a crazy prize, so here it is: you get a free trip to LaSalle County, Illinois to see where this magical movie was shot. Yep, you get two round-trip Amtrak tickets from Chicago to Mendota, an overnight stay at the Sandman Motel, PLUS a gift basket containing two bottles of Illinois wine, a package of summer sausage, and two packs of ramen noodle soup! If you seem like a nice person, I might even take you over to the truck stop for some pancakes. (Yes, you also get all the other stuff, too.)