The Appetizer: For $5 you'll have the opportunity to nibble on The Starving Artist's Diet with a special PDF version of the book. Your name will also be included in the acknowledgments section of the book.

The Main Course - For $15.00, you'll get to sink your teeth into one of the first copies off the press. Heck, I'll even sign it. I thought about really personalizing the book by spilling jelly or some coffee by my name, but I'll only do that upon request. You can even pick the food I spill. Not only that, but your name will also be included in the acknowledgments section of the book.

Going Back For Seconds - For $25.00, I'll send you two signed copies of the book. This way you can keep a copy for yourself and put one under the Christmas tree for mom. She's always wanted to live the Bohemian lifestyle, and it's never too late to start. There's no guarantee that it will help her with her artistic abilities. Of course, your name will also be included in the acknowledgments.

The Full Meal Deal - 3 books & an original signed sketch based on an illustration from the book. I'm sure you'll also want an acknowledgment in the book, so I'll also throw that in too.

The Vegas Buffet - 4 books & an original signed sketch based on an illustration from the book. Also, you'll receive one of the limited edition collector's copies included in a specially branded The Starving Artist's Diet cereal box, which could be a part of your balanced breakfast.

Surf and Turf - Let's face it, if you're willing to invest this much in the publishing of The Starving Artist's Diet, then the least I can do is come over and cook you dinner. I'll even let you select the recipes from The Starving Artist's Diet book. We have a killer recipe for BBQ Sandwich you won't want to miss. Of course you'll also get five copies of the book, two collector's copies in the soon-to-be famous cereal box, and a mention in the book's acknowledgments.

The Presidential Dinner - Wow, you must really love artists and the food they sometimes get to eat, or you really believe this is a diet that will be beneficial. For your glorious investment in The Starving Artist's Diet, you'll receive 10 signed copies of the book and four collector's cereal boxes with signed books inside. I'll also cook you a special dinner straight from the recipe section of The Starving Artist's Diet, which will then be followed by a personal in-home concert for you and your friends. I specialize in Broadway showtunes so if that floats your boat, well, I'll bring a piano player and we'll sing the night away... Man, I better start rehearsing. (For the moment, this is only available to Indiana residents and those who want to fly me to their city of choice.)