80k Update!
Wooh! You people are amazing! And, apparently rather fond of delicious drugs.
Here is your tasty reward. It doesn't end with a choice, but if we reach 90k, you win the battle.
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Your engineering background has prepared you well for the beating of children. You note that children's larger head-to-body ratio results in a higher center of gravity, and adjust your kicking accordingly.
Lost in your attempt to play "Mary had a little lamb" by rhythmically stomping the sternums of three children of differing sizes, you fail to notice a group of angry mothers clustering about you.
They confront you. Those are their kids and their drugs!
At first, you aren't scared of a small band of pleasantly attired mommies. Then, one pulls a Bed, Bath, & Beyond switchblade out of her baby yellow cashmere. Another uses her kid on a kid-leash like a morningstar. A third mommy pulls out a pair of brass knuckles, which is inscribed with “My Son is An Honor Student.” It is also inscribed with spikes.
Battle: Fighting: Angry Moms
Fighting: 3, HP: 5
If you win, go to 25.
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Comments
Creator Chris Cowles on July 19, 2012
How does the fight mechanic work in the book?
Creator Vincent on July 18, 2012
Where do you go if you lose?
Creator Sundeep Peswani on July 17, 2012
Fight!
Creator Tychoxi on July 17, 2012
so... did I win?