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WOOH! Well, it was very close on the votes last time. But, by my count, it's time we all went to the psybrary. Enjoy!
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You had assumed the psybrary was a high tech way to download information directly into your brain. Turns out it's a cute name for the kids' section of a regular library. Just to be certain, you talk to the sweet middle aged lady in overalls and pigtails who works the front desk.
With the kind of smile that usually accompanies a repressed urge to murder, murder, and murder a third time, she explains that you can indeed download information directly into your brain… through your eyes… by reading!
She tells you reading is an adventure. You flick her off, tell her her face is an adventure, then walk away. “Nice one,” you mutter to yourself.
Then you notice something strange. All the children here are popping ADHD medication like clockwork every 5 minutes. And not only are they constantly using drugs, it seems like their mothers aren't even watching them!
If you seize the opportunity to beat one up and take his delicious drugs, go to 36.
If you suck it up, read your books, and take the damn test, go to 64.
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THE FRIENDS PACK: You'll get a SIGNED paperback copy of Trial of the Clone + a digital copy. For international donors, please donate at least $30 total to accommodate shipping.
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Comments
Creator opus7600 on July 8, 2012
36 and 64 are both squares...the correct path is clearly to be a square...and study. 64.
Creator ThomasN on July 8, 2012
Ist alles hin nimm Focussin: 64
Creator Dirk Schlobinski on July 8, 2012
64
Creator Maik on July 8, 2012
"nie wieder Ritalin!" (Kraftklub): Page 64
Creator Alex van Vucht on July 8, 2012
Ritalin is the solution! 36!
Creator Veav on July 8, 2012
Flip the page randomly to 81!
Creator Steven Tower on July 8, 2012
Just say no, 64
Creator Ben Fields on July 8, 2012
drugs!
Creator Lyrael, TOWoEOS on July 8, 2012
36! TAKE THE DRUGS :D
Creator Michael Mooney on July 8, 2012
36
Creator Bob Bissonnette on July 8, 2012
64.
It's time Calculon did some tedious paperwork.
Creator Matt Combes on July 8, 2012
Test? What test? Take some drugs! Page 36, onward!