Kickstarter

Digital download of the new album - and lots of love from me. Forever.

Digital download of the new album - and lots of love from me. Forever. Plus, I'll write a short fiction piece about you, and you'll be the king/queen and be a total BAMF.

Digital download of the new album - and lots of love from me. Forever. Plus, I'll write a short fiction piece about you, and you'll be the king/queen and be a total BAMF. AND... I'll email you a secret, unreleased DTL demo recording. AND... I will send you a picture of me from the 8th grade..

Digital download of the new album - and lots of love from me. Forever. Plus, I'll write a short fiction piece about you, and you'll be the king/queen and be a total BAMF. AND... A CD-R copy of the album, wrapped in an article of my clothing (cleaned - No underwear). AND... I'll email you 3 secret, unreleased DTL demo recordings. AND... I'll write and record a short song about how awesome you are.

Digital download of the new album - and lots of love from me. Forever. AND... I'll email you 10 secret, unreleased DTL demo recordings. AND... A T-shirt of my choosing from goodwill. And... I'll play drums with you/your band for a show or record with your band for a few hours (Portland area only) OR... We'll hang for a day. We can talk about whatever you want, drink whatever you want, watch whatever you want...etc etc. Also, I'll tell you what an amazing person you are the whole time. I'll even mow your lawn/clean your toilet.

Whoa...why would you possibly consider this amount? That's a lot! Well, for a hundred bucks, I would do a lot of things. Maybe I could write/record you your own EP? and make lasagna for you. We can go to the park and play frisbee. We can be pen-pals for life. How about getting my new album inside a lasagna? Geez, if you put-forth this amount, things get serious. Let's talk..