Four comedians are piling into a van and hitting 11 cities in 21 days to french kiss all of America. Even Oklahoma.
Clare O'kane, Caitlin Gill, David Gborie, and Josh Androsky have achieved a lot in the comedy world. Between them, they or their work has appeared on NPR, VICE Magazine, The LA Times, Both SF & LA Weekly, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Fest, SF Sketchfest, plus one time Josh did mushrooms on The Price is Right and told Drew Carey he was a Skateboard Rabbi.
One thing they haven't done, though? Go on a cross-country, multi-city comedy tour.
The Shitty Kisses Comedy Tour will hit 11 cities in 21 days:
September 4-8th: Denver, CO
September 10th: Omaha, NE
September 11th: St. Louis, MO
September 12th-14th: Chicago, IL
September 15th: Norman, OK
September 16th: Dallas, TX
September 17th-19th: New Orleans, LA
September 20th-23rd: Austin, TX
September 24th: Albuquerque, NM
September 25th: San Diego, CA
We'll be scroatin' it across the country, camping in our van, sleeping on floors, and stealin' from Wal-Mart. One thing we can't loaf our way past, though, is gas money. That's primarily what we will be using this funding for.
We've set our goal at a modest $750, and if we hit it, all that money will go straight to the tank. But, if we make it past that goal, here are a few things your money will go to:
Food -- Duh.
Showers-- DON'T YOU WANT US TO BE CLEAN?
Matching Clothes -- Outfits make any comedy tour better.
Bail Money -- Come on.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos -- It's not technically food, but we'll be eating it.
Screen Printed T-Shirts/Posters -- This one is more serious than the others, but we've recieved some great artwork from some awesome people. If there's a demand, we'll print some out for you.
Be sure to stay tuned to our Kickstarter, because we'll be updating with the exact show locations, plus other videos from top comedians talking about their Shittiest Kisses. Thanks, and don't forget to donate!
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There's really no risks for us, here. We've nailed down shows in every city we mention. Your money will go to spreading strange, live comedy to places that need it most -- (I'm looking at YOU, St. Louis.)
Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.
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