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So what is this all about?

We have all seen the mobile app market exploding over the past few years. Billions of users from around the globe are hungry for content that will keep their little minds and big fingers or is that big minds and little fingers busy. RES Interactive is a content provider that specializes in unique, creative ideas. Dragonbites is one of those rare ideas that everyone can relate to. WHY? Because we have all been in that place where we feel like nobody really gives a crap. In The Kingdom of Turd the Knights don't come rushing in in shinning armor, the King is a royal mess, the Queen is a royal @#$^%& and the dragons are just a royal pain in the ass! The best part of dragonbites, is that it is made up of little "bites" from a lot of people. Your input makes the story stronger! The uncle that gets a little to close at family gatherings, the aunt that sneaks a few glasses of vino at the local pub, even the kid down the block that can't seem to keep from adjusting himself every fifteen seconds, all have the potential of being our next interesting character. Like other adult swim favorites, Family Guy, The Simpsons even Monty Python, Dragonbites follows the rule that no category is taboo, as a matter of fact we embrace the unembraceable.  So why is this project so different? IT IS ALL ABOUT THE STORY! Well and the art. Oh and lets not forget the endless parade of quirky characters. 

With your help we will be:

•Finishing the first mobile application, Smokin Bunnies which is in production right now (King Tightass is eating us out of house and home so we need your help)

•Producing the second mobile application, King of The Mound (Queen DD wanted us to call it King of the MoundS but we decided she gets enough attention)

•Producing the animated webseries (depending on how fortunate we are here, we will produce as many as we can and boy do we have a lot of material to work with).

•Finish our Social Ntetworking Campaign (We want as many people to see what you help fund as possible!)

The Story

We will be tying together a number of categories that will each add to the overall Dragonbites experience. Mobile Apps, webisodes, merchandise, Youtube videos and even live events, all will be interconnected.

Here are a couple of sketches and some art of the characters I have created. I love hearing from everyone with their ideas so we will be posting a forum on the dragonbites.com website.  

The Games

We are creating two mobile applications that will encompass all of the mind numbing addictiveness of Angry Birds, the irreverence of the Simpsons and the incredible characters from the minds of some pretty twisted individuals. 

Dragonbites Smokin Bunnies

The first release is almost done we are working hard to make it amazing. The Knights of the Three Legged Table have pulled out the big uns (did I miss the g? woops) The BraPult is fashioned with a little help from the Queen's lingerie drawer. This double barreled catapult lifts while it separates the dragons from their make shift forts. Hours and Hours of heckling dragons (that fire back at you), frustrated knights, creepy villagers and screaming bunnies who could ask for more! 

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King of the Mound

In our second installment you will be able to build your mound then stand atop as our cast of characters try to knock you off. This new take on the old fashioned king of the hill game will have you saying "I'm on top of the world"!

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The Crew

 We have an amazing cast of professionals working on these projects. They have incredible talents and are dedicated to delivering a superior product! I know I have said it before but they really are a bit twisted!

Webisode

Knights of the Three Legged Table Tryouts

When you are the head of the kings royal guard you take your job very seriously. Unfortunately no one else does in the this particular kingdom. Sir Flatulance holds tryouts to fill the spot of a fallen knight (the knight decided he would rather be a cabaret girl at the Filthy Swine). The tryouts are so simple anyone could pass however they would actually want to pass them to pass. Sir Flatulance goes on a quest to find one who will be bold enough, or stupid enough to wear the royal armor! In this webisode we are introduced to Sir Pants-A-Lot. He is a spitting image of what a knight should be, the looks, the white armor, the confident attitude and the noble white steed. His only challenge is that he is a germaphobe (not good in this kingdom). We left the last few boards out so you will wonder about the shocking twist at the end!

We have been asked for directions to the Filthy Swine...ummm it's all in my mind and to get there is not a road you want to take. But who knows, if this all goes well, drinks on me...imaginary ones anyway.