CAN O' WORMS: We can't send you a can of worms through the mail but we can send our exclusive Kickstarter updates!

TEARS OF A CLOWN: For every $5 pledge we promise to either make a clown cry or make a child very unhappy by showing it a clown. You will receive a commemorative button.

STANDARD LOCALS ONLY: Crap Hound #4 sans shipping. We'll notify you when it lands and set aside a copy with your name on it, you'll pick it up in person. Please note -- this reward is only for people in the Portland, Oregon vicinity.

STANDARD: Crap Hound #4 + Priority Mail (+$8 for international mail)

FANCY: Crap Hound #4 (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Priority Mail (+$8 for international mail)

EXTRA FANCY: Crap Hound #4 (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Limited Edition Print + Priority Mail (+$8 for international mail)

STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION: 3 Issue Subscription (see description for details on rewards) + Priority Mail. (+$30 for international mail).

FANCY SUBSCRIPTION: 3 Issue Subscription (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Priority Mail. (+$24 for international mail).

EXTRA FANCY SUBSCRIPTION: 3 Issue Subscription (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Limited Edition Print + Priority Mail. (+$24 for international mail).

DELUXE: You will receive the EXTRA FANCY SUBSCRIPTION + a very rare 1st edition out-of-print issue of Crap Hound #5: Hands, Hearts & Eyes + Crap Hound #6: Death, Telephones & Scissors + Crap Hound #7: Church & State + a thank you on our website + a shout out on Facebook/Twitter with a link to your website (if applicable).

RANDOM REWARD: Haunted Mansion 40th Anniversary Box Set. Only 999 were made and sold out at the anniversary event! Sean actually designed this handsome package which contains a reproduction of the original vinyl album, and also includes two CDs, an 11 page booklet, and two prints. These sets are still shrink wrapped and nearly mint condition except for the fact that the UPC code on the bottom side of the box has been exed out since these were comps. They're currently selling for $225-$250.

DISTRIBUTORS/STORES ONLY!!! We've decided to offer just 10 cartons (30 issues per carton) of Crap Hound #4 for wholesale accounts only at a 40% discount + shipping. It's very likely the cover price will go up on this issue as our printing bids are coming in a little higher than expected, so your 40% discount could turn into a 50% or higher discount as you're locked in at the $12 per issue rate! We'll also throw in 30 buttons and 30 stickers to give out to your customers and you'll get a thank you with a link to your site on our blog and Facebook page! This offer is only available for resellers (you'll be asked to provide some proof if it's not obvious), and only to those in the continental United States.

THE WHO KNOWS? SOMEONE MAY WANT THIS REWARD: Want to thrill and impress 30 of your closest friends? Have a case of Crap Hound #8 drop shipped to the location of your choice. You'll receive them before any of our other subscribers and you'll save 20% off the cover price and shipping anywhere in the continental United States! (Sorry, no international orders for this reward).

DEVIL'S ADVOCATE: Will receive both the DELUXE and WHO KNOWS? SOMEONE MAY WANT THIS rewards, plus a commemorative button and anything else we can think to throw in there! (Sorry, no international orders for this reward).