Crap Hound #4: Clowns, Devils & Bait!
A Fiction project by Chloe Eudaly ·
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Dear Readers,
After a few slow days we hit another milestone when Robin Anderson made a $25 pledge that pushed us up over $8000! Pledges have slowed quite a bit in the past several days, but are still trickling in and adding up.
I recently contacted Polly Conway at the ReadyMade blog about writing up our project. She turned out to be a former patron of Reading Frenzy and a big fan! We're doing an interview next week which will hopefully generate a new round of pledges. If any of you have suggestions for other ways to spread the word about our project it would be greatly appreciated.
This is a difficult time to be drumming up $$ for a creative venture. It's no coincidence that pledges plummeted with the news of the terrible disaster in Haiti. My inbox has been flooded with requests for donations and invitations to fund-raising events. I can't decide what seems more crass -- to not participate (as a business) in these efforts or to encourage people to buy more by donating a percentage of our sales. This is not to deride the efforts of other businesses, just part of my thought process regarding what I feel is the most appropriate and most helpful response considering my particular circumstances.
Ultimately, I decided to make a personal contribution, but have chosen to leave my business out of it (although we will help promote events and offer suggested reading on the subject). Reading Frenzy is a purpose driven venture -- devoted to independent, small press and self-published literature -- that makes little to no profit, and Show & Tell Press/Crap Hound subsidizes the shop. We've barely survived the past 15 months, along with thousands of other small businesses. Until or unless we move beyond a hand to mouth existence I can't in good conscience give away money that really belongs to our vendors, creditors, and staff. The publication of this and subsequent issues of Crap Hound is absolutely critical to that ever becoming a reality.
So, we have a little less than $4500 to raise and 19 days to do it in. If each of you were able to enlist one or two people to pledge at the STANDARD level or higher we could swiftly reach our goal. I know it won't come together that easily, so in the next few days I'll be continuing to drum up interest and adding some highly coveted/very limited rewards which I'll announce here first.
Thanks for being a part of our project!
Your Faithful Proprietress,
Chloe
This project successfully raised its funding goal on February 12, 2010.
CAN O' WORMS: We can't send you a can of worms through the mail but we can send our exclusive Kickstarter updates!
TEARS OF A CLOWN: For every $5 pledge we promise to either make a clown cry or make a child very unhappy by showing it a clown. You will receive a commemorative button.
STANDARD LOCALS ONLY: Crap Hound #4 sans shipping. We'll notify you when it lands and set aside a copy with your name on it, you'll pick it up in person. Please note -- this reward is only for people in the Portland, Oregon vicinity.
STANDARD: Crap Hound #4 + Priority Mail (+$8 for international mail)
FANCY: Crap Hound #4 (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Priority Mail (+$8 for international mail)
EXTRA FANCY: Crap Hound #4 (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Limited Edition Print + Priority Mail (+$8 for international mail)
STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION: 3 Issue Subscription (see description for details on rewards) + Priority Mail. (+$30 for international mail).
FANCY SUBSCRIPTION: 3 Issue Subscription (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Priority Mail. (+$24 for international mail).
EXTRA FANCY SUBSCRIPTION: 3 Issue Subscription (see description for details on rewards) + Bonus Images + Buttons + Stickers + Limited Edition Print + Priority Mail. (+$24 for international mail).
DELUXE: You will receive the EXTRA FANCY SUBSCRIPTION + a very rare 1st edition out-of-print issue of Crap Hound #5: Hands, Hearts & Eyes + Crap Hound #6: Death, Telephones & Scissors + Crap Hound #7: Church & State + a thank you on our website + a shout out on Facebook/Twitter with a link to your website (if applicable).
RANDOM REWARD: Haunted Mansion 40th Anniversary Box Set. Only 999 were made and sold out at the anniversary event! Sean actually designed this handsome package which contains a reproduction of the original vinyl album, and also includes two CDs, an 11 page booklet, and two prints. These sets are still shrink wrapped and nearly mint condition except for the fact that the UPC code on the bottom side of the box has been exed out since these were comps. They're currently selling for $225-$250.
DISTRIBUTORS/STORES ONLY!!! We've decided to offer just 10 cartons (30 issues per carton) of Crap Hound #4 for wholesale accounts only at a 40% discount + shipping. It's very likely the cover price will go up on this issue as our printing bids are coming in a little higher than expected, so your 40% discount could turn into a 50% or higher discount as you're locked in at the $12 per issue rate! We'll also throw in 30 buttons and 30 stickers to give out to your customers and you'll get a thank you with a link to your site on our blog and Facebook page! This offer is only available for resellers (you'll be asked to provide some proof if it's not obvious), and only to those in the continental United States.
THE WHO KNOWS? SOMEONE MAY WANT THIS REWARD: Want to thrill and impress 30 of your closest friends? Have a case of Crap Hound #8 drop shipped to the location of your choice. You'll receive them before any of our other subscribers and you'll save 20% off the cover price and shipping anywhere in the continental United States! (Sorry, no international orders for this reward).
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE: Will receive both the DELUXE and WHO KNOWS? SOMEONE MAY WANT THIS rewards, plus a commemorative button and anything else we can think to throw in there! (Sorry, no international orders for this reward).
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Out of pocket philanthropist, proprietress, publisher, decadent do-gooder, raconteur, chanteuse, disability advocate, writer, PTA mom, and college student. Proprietress of Reading Frenzy and Show & Tell Press, co-founder of the Independent Publishing Resource Center. I (heart) print.