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$1. Why thank you I am running out of tissues. These fine green pieces of paper that I expel mucus into are fantastic for tying string to and watching the homeless run after as I drive away in my Maserati. For this round of fun you've given me I tip my silk top hat to you! With this donation you will receive a thank you email and a place in my heart.
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Well aren’t you sweet. Not that I need your money, but I appreciate the gesture. I hear from poor people that every dollar helps--I guess you’re taking that to heart. With a donation of $10 or more the cast and crew will think fondly of you and you’ll and get a personalized thank you e-mail and be added to our e-mail list to get insider updates about the film.
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Ah, $25. I remember when I got my first $25 bill. Yes, I know they’re rare. It’s because I bought all of them to wallpaper my guest bathroom. But no matter the bill combination you conjure up, a donation of $25 or more will get the above benefits plus your name in the “Helpful Patrons” section of the credits.
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As a child I got a daily allowance of $50. I used the money to fund my search for the Wonka bar with a golden ticket. When I realized it was all a scam, I used my allowance to build a candy machine that would put Mr. Wonka to shame. I’m glad you’d like to give your allowance to this film. $50 or more will get you the above benefits plus a copy of the Echo DVD in the mail signed by the actors, and director of the film.
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There’s a campaign to my face on the $100 dollar bill. It’s still in the works, but trust me, it’s going to happen. I will still graciously accept yours’ though, with Benjamin Jackson or Andrew Franklin...whoever’s wrinkly mug in the center. With a donation of $100 or more you’ll get the above benefits plus a special mention in our Thank You video for all your friends to see what a good, wealthy person you are.
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I let my laundry butler keep the change he finds in my pockets. And, wouldn’t you know it, he found $250 last week? So little gets James excited. But, your generous donation of $250 or more I assure you, will make me quite jolly. Your $250 or more will get you the above benefits plus a script signed by the director of the film.
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Once I ate a golden jelly bean with a diamond center that was $500, the same price as a prosthetic leg for a squirrel. I’m beginning to think people like you are as rich as me, but I’m not threatened. With a donation of $500 or more, you get the above benefits plus the poster for the film.
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1G! Now, you’re the kind of person I would like to go to the country club with for a round of golf. Our caddies can play in the dreadful heat while we sip our Cristal Brut 1990 from diamond-encrusted champagne flutes. With a donation of $1000 or more you get the above benefits plus your name under the much honored title of Executive Producer.
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