We'd like to thank us for all our hard work.
Every year newspapers and websites dedicate extensive resources and countless experienced writers to bring you an in-depth, articulate and researched preview of the season.
This year, Surreal Football will dedicate some time to producing a season preview as our first ebook. If it doesn't go to shit, this will be the first of a monthly/quarterly piece of work.
Remember the season before last, before Surreal Football? Exactly, you don't. Surreal Football reinvented history to the point of destroying all memory of a time before it. This time, what we did to history we're doing to the season preview.
Some peerless new articles by Andi Thomas (Twisted Blood), Ethan Dean-Richards, Toblerone Jones, Callum Hamilton, Neil Sandwich and Alexander Netherton.
Scott Murray's legendary Cesar Menotti fantasy.
Rob Smyth's preview of Manchester United's season.
Bearded Genius on Something Undecided.
Mac Millings getting to the heart of Stoke City.
Jacob Steinberg's West Ham preview.
Scott Oliver doing some jokes on Liverpool.
Gareth Parker exercising his schtick on Arsenal.
A preview for all teams in the Premier League, even the dull ones.
A preview of Jose Mourinho's season at Real.
@LittleBigMatch's predictions in a Tweet.
Great moments of 2011/12 in MS Paint.
A few top tens.
UPDATE: Due to popular demand, one of the articles we've decided on is a murder fantasy on fictional character and monojoke-peddler Duncan Jenkins. There will be blood. Think of it as a more acceptable 'If I Did It.'
Your contributions would help us spend as much time as possible doing a proper job of this, and make sure everyone involved can get a ham sandwich for their trouble (just buttered bread for Ethan, because he's vegetarian). More importantly, it means we can get a proper company to produce the issue and make a professional product.
Support the project. Help us do something we'd be proud to complete. Forget to read the ebook or request your drawing.
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