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A five dollar donation will get you a thank you phone call from the Razor Blazer member of your choice along with a pack of dental floss adorned with exclusive Razor Blazer artwork. Floss confidence is really so underrated. Really.

A ten dollar donation is also a wonderful investment. The package will provide you with a used baseball signed by the entire band and a copy of the 7” vinyl record upon its release.

A twenty five dollar donation is a no brainer. You’ll receive the used baseball signed by the band, a copy of the record, as well as a customized poem by bassist/dilettante Adam Vaccarelli. Custom meaning the subject of your choice! Interested in grasshoppers? How about cheese fries? Fellatio? The choice is yours! For those of you unfamiliar with Vaccarelli’s work, please refer to Zed’s poem from the fourth film of the Police Academy series.

Beginning at the fifty dollar donation mark, things begin to get a little bit more interesting. This package will guarantee you a copy of the record, a customized poem by bassist Adam Vaccarelli and a custom song by keyboardist/vocalist Jill Locascio. Locascio will talk with you directly over the telephone or via email, you'll pick a subject/theme, and before you know it, you’ll have your own song!

Stakes is high. For the seventy five dollar package, the donator will receive a copy of the record and get this, a date with the Razor Blazer of your choice! First off, sorry boys and girls but this excludes drummer Luke Crossman. He’s taken. That sucks, right? He’s probably the hottest of the bunch. However, the rest of us are available! That includes vocalist Fredrica Vilardi, guitarists Andrew Murphy and Michael Lucio Sternbach, bassist Adam Vaccarelli and keyboardist Jill Locascio. Please note the following: 1) All dates will only transpire in Monmouth County, New Jersey. However, Michael is willing to accept dates throughout the city of New York. What a champ. 2) Dates do not guarantee any kind of physical and/or emotional intimacy with the donor. 3) Donor must pay for everything on the date. For example, if the donor wants to go out to Applebee’s, he/she must pay for all. That includes drinks and dessert too. Got it? The fact that you’ll be possibly spending an evening with one of these gals/guys, will make your year. Trust me. 4) In some cases, for the safety of all, the Razor Blazer of your choice may be accompanied by security. There are some crazy people out there, ya know?

$150 – A one hundred and fifty dollar donation is truly the way to go. This package includes a copy of the record and a custom birdhouse or Cream Dream skateboard by drummer Luke Crossman. Crossman, a skilled woodsmith, is known throughout the wood world for his revolutionary techniques and mahogany sunrise cut.

$1000 – Let’s just get this over with. One thousand dollars will get you a copy of the record, a poem by Adam Vaccarelli, a song by Jill Locascio, a birdhouse or skateboard by Luke Crossman and a private concert by Razor Blazers! Concerts are only available in the tri-state area.

A copy of the record and a date with drummer Luke Crossman. Above date details apply.