If you have a gaping hole in your heart because you still have to wait for your book to arrive, at least you can rest easy knowing you will be able to patch it up, because all book orders will now come with a Luigi's Vacuums patch! It will probably have a diameter somewhere around 2.5".
To complete the quartet of Awkward Zombie-themed adhesive objects, our next goal is a head-exploding $70,000. If reached, all book orders will ALSO include an incredibly fancy, shiny and high-class enamel AZ pin. It will go great with your monocle, which definitely just popped off your face right now. HOLY WHAT, THAT'S SO FANCY, I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT. It will look a little something like this.