Kickstarter

Gets your name with our extravagantly stated, hyperbole-ridden thanks on the ManMeetsStove.com blog. Faeries will rain Scottish and French blessings upon your fecundity, or not, as you may prefer.

Blesses you with all the above and a glorious e-postcard of thanks. Your digestion will be improved and women's eyes will linger longer on your visage.

Bestows you with all the above and a fabulous Man Meets Stove sticker. Your friends and neighbors will be stunned by your visionary epicness. Send us a photo of your lady friend wearing the sticker, and we will send you an extra sticker for the summer bathing suit season. (International shipping, extra)

Accords you all the above and a pre-release Kindle ebook edition of the book. It will warm your cockles.

Rewards you with all the above and an autographed pre-release copy of the treeflake (paper) version of the book instead of the kindle version. Your life will now be complete. The paper version will sit proudly in your kitchen and guilt you into cooking more often. (International Shipping, extra)

Awards you with all the above plus four of our special caffeinated brownies shipped to you for your culinary enjoyment. Please use brownies with caution. No refunds for playing World of Warcraft for four days straight. (International Shipping, extra)

Endows you with all the above, plus one tech-support phone call while you cook via phone, Skype, or Facetime. We will try not to suck up to you beyond what is socially acceptable. Unless that is what you are into, in which case we will provide obsequious flattery in the manner to which you have become accustomed. (International Shipping, extra).

Comes with all the above plus a genuine one-of-a-kind handmade ceramic "Man Mug" made by one of the authors, Jim Madden. We think you'll like it. It has boobs. 'Nuff said, right? If you don't want boobs on your mug, other gender preferences can be happily accommodated. We're givers that way.

We would offer you sexual favors, but that's not legal. Mostly. In lieu of that, we'll provide you with all the above, our unending gratitude, and we will provide you with one meal cooked from the cookbook. We will come to you, if local to us, or ship it to you for your eating pleasure. We will also provide you with FIVE tech-support phone calls while you cook via phone, Skype, or Facetime. You will be provided with a collectors edition of a Man Meets Stove recipe, from a Limited Edition print run of ONE, suitable for framing. Your neighbors will covet your rarified and exquisite taste.