Kickstarter

My sincerest thanks. Honestly, these pledge amounts add up and can help so much. You know that "Successories" picture with the huge snow-covered tree and the blurb about snowflakes being small and delicate individually, but as a team they make awesome, awe-inspiring things? Welp–you do now. These pledges are snowflakes. And each one is beautiful.

An awesome high-res photo of your name, your company name or phrase (limited to 24 characters please) composed in Legos. You may use it wherever you like: be it your desktop, Twitter background, Facebook page, website, or anywhere else you think could use a little "Lego-fication." I reserve the right to say no to particularly offensive messages.

Small Yin Yang. You get this awesome little paper weight/desk accessory/fun fidgety thing. True, this thing "does" very little, but for something that does so little, I found myself playing with it a lot. I'm sure you will too. Please select one or two basic colors (R,Grn,Y,B,Blk,Gry,W) for this design. Please add $7 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

Never Lose your keys again. At this level you get your very own original key fob & dock! This simple yet incredibly convenient design mounts right by your door. The fob clicks in & out in a single snap and will be the envy of your guests. Docks can support up to 3 fobs. Please add $6 dollars per additional fob (one is included). Select a color scheme B&W, Primary, Hint of color, or Monochrome. Please add $7 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

At this level you'll get an iPhone dock with cord clips! This guy is right at home on your desk or nightstand and can accommodate a host of iThings. An iPhone for example can charge in it horizontally and chill in it both horizontally and vertically. I like the B&W color scheme best. Please add $10 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

A frame for a thousand words. You'll get a 4x6 picture frame to stand vertically, horizontally, or hang on the wall (they all do each). Digital frames are so 2005. A picture from your childhood is right at home in this frame. Fan of bigger photos? Please add $5 to Make it 5x7 ($27 total). Want to frame your favorite headshot? Please add $20 to Make it 8x10 ($42 total). Frames can be finished with the classic look or flat tile design. Select a color scheme: B&W, Primary, Hint of Color, Color Shuffle, or Monochrome. Please add $10 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

At this level you'll receive the "Claw" jewelry box. It measures 2.5x2.5x2.25 inches and is perfect for a necklace, bracelet, or woman's watch. Also great for non-jewelry too. I suggest the checker design, or monochrome pattern. Select 2-3 colors. Also, I can design a letter or single-digit number in the lid for $5. Please add $10 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

Your coffee table just got cooler. You get the coaster set at this level, Four (4) coasters and a base to stylishly house them all. You can select the linear, multi-color design (as featured in the video), a diagonal pattern, or block letters (1 letter per coaster please) so you can spell a word across the 4 coasters like,"L-O-V-E" or "C-A-T-S". You know, four-letter words. For a set of eight (8) just double the cost. Please add $15 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

The Photo Lover Package aka Digital Shmigital! This level gets you one of each of the picture frames: one 4x6, one 5x7 & one 8x10. Three total and you save $9! Color scheme can be kept the same or varied from frame to frame. Please add $15 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

The Pu Pu Platter! At this level you get five different pieces. A great way to get a bunch of gifts in one stop, but if you want to keep them all for yourself, I won't say a word. And you'll save some dough. You will get: One Key Fob & Dock One iPhone dock One 4x6 Picture Frame One Claw Jewelry Box & One Coaster set! (4 piece + stand) Please add $20 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

The Animal Lover! Love your dog? Want to marry your cat? Well you can't do the second one, but you CAN get a Lego version of them for your desk or mantle. AND I'll even build in a hidden compartment in the torso where you can stash your goodies. Everyone will just think it is an adorable homage to your favorite pet or animal, but you'll know the truth! I am happy to do any normal four-legged mammal. please inquire about sea creatures and weirdo animals. Dog pictured stands about 7" and is 7" long, but size may fluctuate depending on the animal. Most colors available. Please add $20 for shipping outside the lower 48.

At this level you'll receive your very own custom Lego fortress. It is art. It is a sculpture. And it is awesome. It can protect your belongings or simply entertain and stump your friends. It is truly next to impossible to open without knowing the secret. Each safe is one of a kind and will have a similar locking mechanism to the one featured in the video, but no two will be identical. I promise. The fortress has an insane amount of pieces and took me ages to design. Pick whatever color scheme you like. I happen to be partial to the "shuffled" b&w color pattern featured in the video. You can also decide how close to square you'd like it to be. I can vary the facade significantly or keep it quite sleek. Both options work well. Please add $20 for shipping outside the lower 48 states.

At this level you get your very own table top Light box! The Light Box is something I've been working on for quite a while. The top and sides are opaque (I love it in all black) while the front is a mixture of opaque and translucent bricks arranged to make awesome designs with the light that pours through from the back. Want it to look like a tree, building, or compose a message in light? All options are available, or you can go with a simple pattern like the one pictured here. Two sizes are available at this level: The square which measures, 7.5"x7.5" or the tall rectangle which measures 5"x10". For other sizes and prices, feel free to message me! I think a monochromatic box makes the most sense, but if you'd like to mix it up, I'm open as well. standard lighting pieces included. Please add $20 for shipping outside the lower 48.

At this level you get your very own side table! This thing is awesome. It will measure about 24" inches high, 11.5" deep and 14.25" wide. It's great for a laptop, dinner in front of the TV, magazines, or a collection of your favorite Lego creations. Please add $40 shipping outside the lower 48.

I'll design a sizable awesome something just for you! Want a much larger version of something you see here? Need to frame a mirror? Want to cross pollinate two or more designs into one awesome Franken-Lego? Want to get your company's logo in Lego? Want to own the 1st of my much larger top-secret designs, I haven't even built yet? Let's talk. I am at your service.

One of everything including an original large piece AND I will SHAVE MY HEAD. I will get it ALL on video and I will post it for everyone, but specifically your viewing pleasure. I have not had a hair cut in over four years and have NEVER shaved my head. If you'd like me to shave something into my head like kids did with the Jordan logo back in the day, I will do that too. Even typing this, I'm genuinely nervous. I hope my head isn't a goofy shape...