Kickstarter

I know the economy might suck right now, but this way you can still be a supporter of Metal, you can still be a supporter of art, creating, books, heshers, David Lee Roth, girls who love to write. You'll also reap some good energy/karma, see the updates, and learn about my process. Obviously it's only a buck. But every single buck counts. And so does the rad effort. So, why not?

I will email you a PDF of the novel! Plus, you still get all the rad karma of helping someone put out their novel plus you are supporting awesome MetaL (which I love).

WOOHOO! With this contribution, you get a PDF of the book PLUS I'll thank you in the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS, which is saying you're super amazing radness and should be in the book for-ever.

WOOHOO! With this contribution, you get ONE AWESOME HARDCOVER COPY of the book PLUS I'll THANK YOU in the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS, so you'll forever be thanked in this edition PLUS you'll also have the raddest karma. Ev-er.

Okay...now things start to get even more rad. With this even more generous contribution, you get ONE HARDCOVER COPY of the novel PLUS I'll THANK YOU in the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS PLUS you'll get the rad karma and be able to follow the process PLUS I'll also send you a rad "TOUR" T-SHIRT that I'm making to promote the book! And I'll heart you forever, too.

OK. Now if you're able and willing to donate at this level, I'm thinking you used to be, or are now, a Long Hair who really was affected by the music and/or has all your old vinyl and tends to walk around in all black when you have the opportunity. OR it's just in your heart or you really understand why this book needs to come out. In any case, at this level you will receive TWO SIGNED HARDCOVER COPIES of the novel (one for you and one you can give away, hopefully, to your fellow hesher) PLUS TWO "TOUR" T-SHIRTS I'm making to promote the book PLUS I'll of course THANK YOU in the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS and I'll also be including some kind of SPECIAL SURPRIZE GRAB BAG/TREAT. Just a little something to make you smile.

Al-right...if you're actually giving me 500 bucks, I am probably crying from gratitude. Or jumping up and down that you really really like me. Or what I'm doing. What you get at this level is...ahem...THREE SIGNED HARDCOVER COPIES of the novel PLUS THREE "TOUR" T-SHIRTS (as described in previous levels) PLUS I'll THANK YOU in the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS PLUS I''ll give you the SONG LIST (this book has a soundtrack!) PLUS AN I-TUNES GIFTCARD so you can get all the songs on the song list and experience the novel the way I really want everyone to experience it PLUS some kind of SPECIAL SURPRIZE GRAB BAG/TREAT (that'll make you laugh or smile or both). PLUS of course I'll never ever forget you.

OK...you have my undying love plus plus EVERYTHING IN THE $500 PACKAGE PLUS A SPECIAL LTD EDITION PRINT OF THE NOVEL'S COVER ART (SIGNED AND NUMBERED BY THE ARTIST HIMSELF) PLUS YOUR NAME WILL APPEAR AS A CHARACTER IN THE NEXT NOVEL I AM WRITING! PLUS...YOU'RE SERIOUSLY WANTING THE REAL DEAL TO BE TOLD. TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE TRULY KNOWS WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE DRUNK AND HAPPY ON THE STRIP AND IN THE WHISKEY AND THE TROUBADOUR AND AND AND...