Kickstarter

"YOU'RE GOOD PEOPLE" A big hug and a pinch on the cheek. As my mother would say in her thick Rhode Island accent, "It's better than nuthin."

"THE BLESSED MOTHER BACKYARD" A big hug, a pinch on the cheek, a recipe and of course a Blessed Mother book marker. (so she will always watch over you).

"THE TAKE HOME ORDER"-A big hug from my Aunt Bunny ( a classy broad with a heart of gold) , a pinch on the cheek, a recipe card, blessed mother book marker AND an autographed gorgeous bra from her "What was your name again?" collection!

" THE PASTA BOWL"-a big hug,, a pinch on the cheek, a recipe card, blessed mother book marker and a copy of the book MISTRESS OF THE MOB CUISINE comical cookbook. For International orders please add $10.00 for shipping and handling.

"I'M NOT HUNGRY, I'LL JUST PICK" A big hug, a kiss on the cheek, a recipe card and a blessed mother book marker. PLUS an autographed copy of MISTRESS OF THE MOB CUISINE comical cookbook and a mention on the donor page of the web site. For international orders please add an extra $10.00 for shipping and handling.

"A TASTE" A big hug, a pinch on the cheek, two recipe cards and two blessed mother book markers. PLUS two autographed copies of MISTRESS OF THE MOB CUISINE and a mention on the web site donor page. For International orders please add an extra $10.00 for shipping and handling.

"THE TRUNK SPECIAL" A big hug, a pinch on the cheek, six recipe cards, six blessed mother book markers,six autographed adorable chef hats and 12 delicious chocolate cigars from my shady Uncle Sal (direct from the trunk of his caddy) lol. PLUS 6 autographed copies of MISTRESS OF THE MOB CUSINE, a mention on donor page of web site, facebook nod, some tweets on my twitter, and 6 special pot holders so you don't burn your hands while cooking some of these fabulous recipes. OR for club owners a one night comedy show that I will add to other nights if I'm in your area. For International orders please add an extra $10.00 for shipping and handling.

"THE FAMILY SPECIAL" All of the above PLUS six more cookbooks totaling 12 autographed copies, your choice of either a 45- 1 hour comedy show for 2 nights OR a cooking demo at the kitchen of your choice (air and lodging not included) and I will bring the ingredients and u bring the guests. I can work ANY audience and will tailor my act to suit your needs. You must supply microphone and sound. Great for the Holidays! or if this is a club I will headline 2 nights as mentioned with 45-1 hour show and if u do drag shows I will do a guest spot on the third night.Such a deal! Oi vey!!

"THE NONI SPECIAL" 25 autographed cookbooks, one hour comedy show (I can host, roast and headline any event tailored to your needs) or a dinner party for fifteen guests, cooking any four recipes from the cookbook and the ingredients are on me. You bring the guests I bring the rest. A mention on donor page of web site, facebook nod, some tweets on my twitter, and 25 special pot holders. PLUS a framed copy of one of the ORIGINAL colored illustrations from the cookbook. (air and lodging not included). PLUS VIP seating at one of my stand- up shows and your own character and recipe based on you in the second book of the trilogy " KISS MY CANNOLI". Great gift for a Holiday party. For club owners I will headline 3 nights and do the dinner party on the 4th night and do a guest spot in your drag show or open mike night.