We add your name to the “EAT ME FIRST” list.

Our cool-center thank you, we add your name to the “EAT THEM FIRST” (see above) list, and a Zombie Rubs bumper sticker.

A medium-rare thank you, you’ll be added to the “DO NOT EAT” list, a framable signed photo of Melvin and a package of Zombie Rub.

A well-done thank you, you’re added to the “DO NOT EAT” list (a $20 dollar value), 1 Fresh Red Meat Zombie Rub, 1 Other-Other White Meat Rub, and 1 bumper sticker: (1) Zombies Eat Local (2) Zombies Get Their Veggies From Vegans (3) Zombies Don’t Have Feelings, They Have Taste, And one, “Zombies Are Grateful Dead”, t-shirt

A well-done thank you, you’re added to the “DO NOT EAT” list, Zombie Rubs bumper sticker, 4 packages of rub, and a Zombie Rubs T-shirt and something else cool.

A well-done thank you, you’re added to the “DO NOT EAT” list, 3 different ZR bumper stickers, 2 packages of each Rub (or one Collectible Mason jar), 2 Zombie Rubs T-shirt, and an invitation to the Zombie Bash catered Launch Party within 6 months after funding.

A well-done thank you, you’re added to the “DO NOT EAT” list, 4 packages of each Rub (or 2 Collectible Mason jars) 4 T-shirts and a VIP invitation to the Zombie Bash catered Launch Party within six months after funding.

A well-done thank you, you’re added to the “DO NOT EAT” list, bumper stickers, A case of assorted rubs (4 Collectible Mason jars), a 16 pc box of Krishon Chocolates, 2 custom embroidered ZR T-shirts, an invitation as a VIZ to the Zombie Bash catered Launch Party within six months after funding.

A well-done thank you, you’re added to the, “EAT ME LAST” list, a certificate for a year's supply of rubs, all 3 bumper stickers, 4 custom Zombie Rubs T-shirts. You are invited to the Zombie Rubs launch party in six months as a VIZ, and we'll buy you a plane ticket from anywhere in the contiguous US (coach, off peak hours).

You are named KING OF THE ZOMBIES, flown to the launch party where you are the VVIZ, crowned king of the Zombies, showered with gifts including, custom T-shirts, monogrammed apron, Zombie Chef Kit, a certificate for a year's supply of rubs, bumper stickers, a night at the Ritz, and presented with a solid 14k gold Zombie Signet Ring (seriously). AND we'll have all the Zombies present kiss your ring.