An adventure book that happens to be about math, or maybe a math book with a friendship story, or maybe the start of a revolution.
I HATE THE TIMES TABLE!!!!!
...is the name of my book, which is funny because I quite like the times table. I’m a math teacher, and what I’ve done for the last 20 years or so is look for ways to make math interesting, fun, relevant, and deep for my students.
I work mostly with younger children, and my kids sometimes have trouble with the times tables, and I wondered what other things I could do to help them. One of the answers was to write a book. If kids could have a story and more complex ideas to hang on to they might keep those numbers straight. I had all the story elements: What kids had trouble with, that they liked, funny solutions and historic context.
So I wrote that book, but it turned into something bigger, at least in my head.
In my head, it’s still a funny story that you read because you like funny stories. In my head, it’s a textbook in graphic novel form. It’s a lead in to how we play with numbers and ideas and a gateway to doing real mathematics. In my head, it is permission for adults to play with math and kids to be serious about math at the same time and everyone gets to smile because math is fun.
The book is a first of a series of books that bridge the back to basics folks and the big idea folks. They are a revolution in math instruction and supportive, consistent connection to traditional mathematics at the same time!
In my head.
But on paper I draw like this:
It was important that I draw the book because math is about space and shape too, but nobody is going to get that from my drawings or even my words. To be started this thing has to be seen.
That’s where Megan comes in. She’s a teacher and a working artist I am lucky enough to work with. She drew these shoes,
and those shoes made me think, she should draw this book. So she drew the cover at the top of the page. In fact, I talked the poor thing into drawing the whole book, which makes me think I might be a better salesman than I give myself credit for…or…and this is more likely…she gets it. She gets how a kids book can change the world. She gets how differently we could look at mathematics and learning.
That’s what you get to kick start: A really cool kid’s book that’s a mathematical adventure. A funny story with pictures, and the start of a bunch of books that make us all better at math.
The money goes mostly to paying the artist. She’s actually a paid, professional so it’s not really fair to make her do her job for free. Besides, if I can pay her I can make her go faster! After that the money goes to a first print run, and a set of books beyond the prizes, so we can get more copies into homes and classrooms and libraries.
If the kick start really goes ballistic, we can move on to the next books; starting with “I Love the Times Table,” which is already mostly written and from the other kids point of view. Moving on to fractions and decimals and integers and percentages and geometry and...
It ends when there is a complete set of books about arithmetic that a kid can pick up and read and reference and poke around with until they get the ideas they need. It's over when the kid that started this book, that poor kid shouting frustration at the sky, gets to just hang out with a friend and feel good about telling stories about math.
That is a good question that turns out not to need an answer. We don't know. They spend the book in pith helmets and scuba gear so we never find out. That's on purpose. I drew them as stick figures so I initially dodged the question, but as I drew I realized that was how it should be. The reader can decide. They can both be girls or boys, or maybe it's one of each. There are two kids, one who loves the table and one who hates them and the reader can make that story match up to their own story any way they like.
Another good question with an iffy answer. The short answer is 7-12...ish. The math is pretty common around 8 or 9. Lots of kids get a jump start and lots of kids take longer. The jokes and reading level are probably more like 10 or 11, but again kids stretch all over the place. Younger children love to read about older children. On the other hand, a couple of the adults I've shown the book to were amazed to learn new multiplication tricks, so there's no top end.
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