An eBook sequel to the cult hit Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse published by Simon & Schuster in 2008. A satirical action adventure.
UPDATE !!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!!
Thanks to all of you generous types, we hit our goal FAST. Now it's time to "stretch" for a NEW GOAL.
IF WE CAN GET UP TO 6,000 dollars, I WILL WRITE A 3rd GO-GO NOVEL!
Because good things come in trilogies, right!
And if you know a pal who liked the first book, give 'em a nudge and let them know there's a sequel coming.
If this Kickstarter project is successful, the result will be the eBook Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse II: The Luxury Wars. After "the fall" the only enclaves of civilization are a chain of Go-Go clubs called Joey Armageddon's Sassy A-Go-Go. But when the clubs are overrun by violent mobs, civilization takes a giant step backwards. Now, the people with the guns and the food hold up behind walls and fences. But soon the warlords of this new dark age long for luxuries of the past. Sure they can brew up some bathtub gin for their martinis, but just where the heck do you get a jar of olives? Did you ever wake up in the morning and think "I would kill for a cup of coffee"? Well, in this post-apocalyptic world, those words are meant literally, and a person could get rich providing luxury items to those who can afford it. But beware! Risking your neck on luxury scavenger hunts doesn't always turn out well for those involved.
Although the most likley readers for this novel are those who read the original GO-GO, the book will be very friendly to new readers, so don't worry about being lost. We'll have a whole new cast of characters ... although we'll be visiting with some old friends too. Check out these very generous reviews for the original Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse:
girls and alcohol occupy almost every inch of this raucous thrill ride,
providing nonstop opportunities for both action and comedy…the humor of this
armageddon western is woven deeply enough to keep Mortimer's adventures feeling
like a party." - Publishers Weekly
"fast, funny and action-packed...Gischler continues to demonstrate that he's one of the freshest and most talented voices in genre fiction." - Chicago Sun-Times
"Gischler specializes in morbid humor, dark sarcasm, and comic noir, complete with violence and mayhem. Eccentric seriocomic sf in the tradition of Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams, this postapocalyptic adventure is recommended for most mature sf readers." - Library Journal
"Although this dark comedy makes one laugh, it isn't a romp in a postapocalyptic playground. It's violent and sleazy, laced with moments of quiet gravity, an intelligent satire of how American society works even after it has broken down (the label for post-apocalypse Jack Daniel's in chapter 23 is pure comic gold). Compulsively readable." - Booklist
"smart and entertaining, a satisfying warm-weather read" - San Francisco Chronicle
"a robust cocktail...Gischler’s tone is wry with wit but sensible enough to be earnest and, at times, unabashedly horrific...you’ll shudder at the starkness and chortle with laughter at the same time--this is one hellishly good read." - Steve Ekstrom, Newsarama
"This is the book that surprised me the most. This is a living, breathing
world where the worst things you can imagine could happen, do. The scariest
part is how plausible it is. I daresay it’s even better than Cormac McCarthy’s
slightly overrated THE ROAD, because its satire is a lot smarter. And because
of how funny it is, the horror of the world’s situation is even more horrific.
I can’t believe how great this book is. Go find out for yourself." - Cameron
"Dystopian western a la Mad Max or dark satire of American culture and world politics, Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse is a suspenseful ride from start to finish and lives up to its wild name." - Sacramento Book Review
"utterly insane, hyperkinetic...one action scene after another, linked together to tell the tale of a man trying to find sense in an insane world...way too much fun to miss out on...sheer entertainment." - SF Site
"Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse is a unique science fiction account that’s as gory as it is funny. Gischler’s wild imagination astounds page after page...an impressive work" - John T. Battaglia, Philadelphia Examiner
WHY AN eBOOK?
A fair question. Although steps are being taken toward a print version, an eBook is convenient and affordable, so that's what is being offered at this time. More folks every day are hopping aboard the Kindle and Nook bandwagons. (A .Pdf file is also an option.)
Another good question. You guys are sharp! I've lost count of the people who have asked (and are still asking) for a Go-Go sequel. Normally I would just go write a novel and try to sell it. But sequels are a slightly different animal. When Go-Go wasn't an instant best-seller, my publisher seemed to lose interest. And other publishers generally won't publish a sequel if they don't have rights to the first novel. But Go-Go turned out to be the little novel that could, and it slowly -- but steadily -- found its audience. Four printings and a film option later, here we are. Kickstarter and eBook publishing allows me to skip the middle man and go directly to YOU the readers.
Of course, mostly, I just want to get copies of the book into the hands of readers, so the rewards at the lower levels (the most popular) are typical for this kind of project. But if there are some of you ultra generous types out there, I've come up with some rewards at the high end which might seem a bit odd but are very sincere. Let's see what happens.
The fudning goal for this project is 3000 smackers. But if we go past that, then I will "unlock" a new funding goal.
Ultimately you will vote with your dollars on whether or not this book will be written. I write for a living and have published seven novels, so rest assured, I'll follow through if you help make this happen. Whatever the result, I want to thank all my readers. You guys are tops.
Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.
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Jun 26, 2012 - Aug 10, 2012 (45 days)
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KARMA BOMB. This is just your way of saying, "Good Luck!"Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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READER AWARD. An eCopy of the novel. (Or a .Pdf file if you're not a Kindle/Nook person.) Kickstarter supporters get the novel a full month before it is available to the general readership.Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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READER COMMANDO. A copy of the eBook and also your name listed in the "Special Thanks" section in the back of the book.Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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GO-GO DANCER READER AWARD. Same as the 5 and 10 dollar rewards but alsoincludes an exclusive bonus novelette on a .PDF file. "Javaholics of the Apocalypse" depicts events between the two novels and will ONLY be available to kickstarter backers and the 25 dollar or higher reward level.Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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THE WORLD ENDED AND I WAS THERE award. You get a minor character named after you with lines and everthing! Plus a copy of the eBook! CAUTION: BAD things happen to the characters in my novels. This could be you!Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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FUNNY BOOK CAMEO award. In addition to an e-copy of Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse II: The Luxury Wars and a .PDF of the novelette "Javaholics of the Apocalypse" your name and likeness will appear as a cameo character in one of my future creator-owned comic book projects. You'll also get an autographed copy of the issue in which you appear. (Caution: Bad things happen to my characters. You will likely be killed or at least hurt in some way. Also, "likeness" will depend somewhat on artist's interpretation.)Estimated delivery: Oct 2013
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VETERAN OF THE LUXURY WARS award. Have a significant supporting character named after YOU. "Significant" means appearing in multiple chapters. Plus a copy of the eBook! CAUTION: Characters in my novels can do anyting or have anything done to them!Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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FEMALE HERO OF THE LUXURY WARS award. Be the lead female protagonist in the novel! What? Are the dudes supposed to have all the fun? Includes a copy of the eBook. THE USUAL CAUTION: The characters in my novels are capable of ANYTHING. You've been warned.Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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MALE HERO OF THE LUXURY WARS award. Have the male protagonist of the novel named after YOU. I've already got the story mapped out. I just need a name for this guy! Plus an eCopy of the book. CAUTION: Appalling things can happen to the characters in my novels.Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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CANNIBAL BBQ award. I will fly anywhere in the continental United States and grill ribs for you and up to ten friends. You don't have a charcoal grill? I'll provide one! (But I'm not putting the damn thing together.) We can hang out, talk writing, drink some drinks and muse upon the end of civilization as we know it.Estimated delivery: Jun 2013
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NOMAD OF THE WASTELAND award. I will fly you and a guest from anywhere in the continental United States to Central Florida to give you the "Battle of Epcot" tour -- based on a significant scene from the novel! Deluxe accommodations and dinner included as well as signed copies of all of my novels. (Inquire for extra details.)Estimated delivery: Jun 2013