Help fund the production of Caustic's epic-ish The Man Who Couldn't Stop!
(Man, do I look peeved in the picture above or what? Must be the clowns...)
Update 7 (May 23):
Okay, we're at over $12,000. This is incredible.
So for the FINAL BONUS LEVEL, if we're able to get the project to $14,000 I will do a live stream of an upcoming Caustic show JUST FOR BACKERS. I will then make it available for download EXCLUSIVELY for you all.
Thanks so much, everyone. This has been an amazing freakin' ride.
Also, please read below to see what BONUSES backers will be getting in addition to their pledged premium level!
$25 level: Magnet set, digital aCaustic album, participation in The Track That Couldn't Stop, a new dog tag, Caustic condom, and a Stop Sampling Full Metal Jacket patch, digital remix album.
$50 level: Magnet set, digital aCaustic album, participation in The Track That Couldn't Stop, a new dog tag, Caustic condom, and a Stop Sampling Full Metal Jacket patch, digital remix album, poster.
$75 level & higher: All of the $25/$50 level, with a signed/numbered CDR of the aCaustic EP and a new EXCLUSIVE T-SHIRT design!
Keep spreading the word, and thank you so much! Less than 10 days left!
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Caustic has exploded even further onto the world electronic scene thanks to the success and help from the incredibly attractive backers of 2010's THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT, finally allowing him to achieve the deserved status of "Almost Notable, But Still Not a Dubstep Artist."
Caustic now dines in New York City's Algonquin Room (now a dart room in a Chili's) and makes out with the Kardashian sisters' assistants. However, as we all know, fame no longer equates with riches (but please don't tell that to Khloe's assistant) and, according to many reports, it's apparently ILLEGAL to actually make money releasing music today. Because of this Caustic is humbly asking his aforementioned attractive (and no doubt wild in the sack) fans to help raise the relatively small sum of $2,500 for his upcoming album (and yes, not as amusingly titled) THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP.
Hell, $2,500 is what KISS pays per day for STD treatments...we hear.
Caustic's newest musical extrazamaganza is a massive 18 track, 70-plus minute opus inspired by each of the 18 chapters of the classic, awesomely mega-pretentious James Joyce novel Ulysses.
And yes, the appropriate reference is "Uh...what?" Bear with us...
So is this also an awesomely mega-pretentious concept album? Hell no, that's way too much work. Nope, Caustic just wanted to use another work to be the inspiration for an album, and Ulysses was the one that made him laugh the hardest when he thought of it. There is some more to it, but all will be revealed in time.
Besides, could an album with titles like "Demon Seed Semen Deed", "Failing at the School of Life", and "Internet Model" be all that pretentious? Answer: WE THINK NOT.
Pledged funds will once again go to pay for the production, mixing, and design costs for The Man Who Couldn't Stop (this album is nearly twice the length of the last one too, stretching your hard earning pledge money even further). Any additional funds over the $2,500 will be set aside for offsetting touring expenses, potential video shoots, as well as to buy lots of ad space in Homes and Gardens, which Caustic still thinks is his key untapped fan base.
Caustic has mined his noggin to come up with fun premiums for his backers this time around, from signed copies of the CD to Caustic penning a fanfic adventure with you (a non-sexy one, ideally) to you actually PARTICIPATING in a track on the album. Oh, and if you pledge enough Caustic will get a daisy tattoo along with your initials inked on his dainty ankle. And you know he's not lying, much to the chagrin (and loud eye rolling) of his wife.
Please help Caustic's insane vision come to life and pledge today!FAQ
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Pledge $10 or more
13 backers
Thanks in the album's well-worded liner notes (physical and digital).
Estimated delivery: Oct 2012Pledge $25 or more
150 backers
Signed copy of THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP, plus BONUS MP3s exclusive to album backers!
Estimated delivery: Oct 2012Pledge $50 or more
20 backers Limited (230 of 250 left)
Signed CD, bonus mp3s, and a bumper sticker that says "CAUSTIC AND ME, BFFS FOR LIFE!" (or something similarly stupid.)
Estimated delivery: Oct 2012Pledge $75 or more
39 backers Limited (211 of 250 left)
Signed CD, bonus mp3s, bumper sticker, and a limited VINYL 7" with ALL NEW TRACKS (and mp3 download info).
Estimated delivery: Oct 2012Pledge $100 or more
5 backers All gone!
Everything at the $75 level AND the limited Caustic Bath and Body set of two bars of hand crafted soap (a bacon logo bar and a LADY BUSINESS heart-shaped bar), and "unicorn" scented, glittery body butter! From Spooky Grrrl Bath and Body! High quality and extremely clean-y
Estimated delivery: Nov 2012Pledge $100 or more
16 backers Limited (2 of 18 left)
Everything at the $75 level PLUS I write you a 2-3 page FANFIC TALE (non-porny) of us on an adventure. I don't know, is that reverse fanfic then because I'm the guy who created it? Oh who cares anyway? It'll be big stupid either way.
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $149 or more
3 backers All gone!
GET A CAUSTIC REMIX! Have a track you want me to remix? Get plowed and record yourself making fart noises? I WILL REMIX IT! Plus you get everything at the $75 level.
Estimated delivery: Jan 2013Pledge $150 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Spokane show 8/1) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Aug 2012Pledge $150 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Los Angeles show 7/28) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2012Pledge $150 or more
1 backer All gone!
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Phoenix show 7/27) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2012Pledge $150 or more
1 backer All gone!
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (San Francisco show 7/29) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2012Pledge $150 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Portland show 7/31) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2012Pledge $150 or more
1 backer All gone!
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Seattle show 8/2) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Aug 2012Pledge $150 or more
6 backers Limited (9 of 15 left)
SPONSOR A TRACK! You'll be credited in the liners, get the original demo of the song, and forever have a place in my cholesterol-ridden heart. What? There's MORE? Oui. You'll also get everything at the $75 level as well...and I'll write you a love poem (mildly porny)
Estimated delivery: Oct 2012Pledge $150 or more
1 backer All gone!
BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Las Vegas show 7/26) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2012Pledge $200 or more
2 backers All gone!
I COVER A SONG OF YOUR CHOOSING! You give me the song, I cover it. I release it for free and blame you for the whatever hell you've forced me to unleash upon this fine planet. You also get everything at the $75 level and a copy of the cover on a 3" CDR. There's a five minute song max, so I'm not covering the whole damn version of American Pie or something.
Estimated delivery: Jan 2013Pledge $225 or more
1 backer All gone!
LET'S MAKE A SONG TOGETHER! Are you a musician and desperate to make sweet, sweet music with me (or just have me do my patented "why is he always screaming?" vocals), then this is the premium for you! We'll work on a song, trading files and lyrics back and forth, and then unleash it on the world! You get to do the final mix, too...unless you want me to. Plus everything at the $75 level!
Estimated delivery: Mar 2013Pledge $250 or more
3 backers All gone!
BE ON THE ALBUM! I have two song that need voice samples. I'll tell you what to say (massively porny...okay, not really) and then use the sample for that song. You automatically sponsor that same track and get everything at the $75 level.
Estimated delivery: Oct 2012Pledge $300 or more
3 backers Limited (1 of 4 left)
NAME A NEW CAUSTIC TRACK! I write you a track to be included later on a digital EP/single, and I get a REMIX of that same song done JUST FOR YOU and credit you for the title (racist, homophobic, or sexist titles won't be accepted, but otherwise offensive is super.) Plus everything at the $75 level.
Estimated delivery: Nov 2012Pledge $600 or more
1 backer All gone!
I write you a three song EP JUST FOR YOU. I'll make 25 copies on a 3" CDR for you to distribute to whoever you want, all signed and numbered. Plus everything at the $75 level.
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $1,000 or more
0 backers Limited (2 of 2 left)
I will put on a 45 minute live UStream performance for you and whoever you want to give the link to. You help pick the setlist! And no, I will not cyber with you during it. And, of course, everything at the $75 level.
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $2,500 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
LIVE aCAUSTIC PERFORMANCE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM/CLUB/LAUNDROMAT! Dan Clark of The Dark Clan and I will travel to you and do a Caustic acoustic set, which YOU help pick out! U.S. only, and you have to let us crash at your place and raid your fridge. Maybe we'll let you play the wood block, too.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2013Pledge $4,000 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
LIVE CAUSTIC SHOW IN YOUR BACKYARD/TROPHY ROOM/S&M DUNGEON! Yes, we will travel to your house. We will let you help with the setlist. We will help you get an incredible amount of noise complaints. You provide a decent sound system, aka something better than a karaoke machine. And we get to raid your icebox. (PS- You probably also need to get us an icebox to raid. Ye Olde Timey-er the better.)
Estimated delivery: Jul 2014Pledge $7,500 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
INTERNATIONAL LIVE SHOW! Same show as the $4000 level, just we need to use our passports more. And you have to show us around your town...unless it sucks.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2014Pledge $9,999 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
I WRITE YOU A 10 SONG ALBUM. I make you 300 copies to do whatever you want with (I retain the rights to the music, however, so no selling the songs to Carnival Cruises or anything.) You ALSO get an Executive Producer credit on THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP and everything at the $75 level. And I give you the tearaway "stripper" pants I made for Resistanz last year. Sexy...
Estimated delivery: Jul 2014Pledge $10,000 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
I WRITE YOU A 10 SONG ALBUM. I make you 300 copies to do whatever you want with (same rights stuff as the $9,999 level). You ALSO get an Executive Producer credit on THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP and everything at the $75 level. I also get a daisy tattoo on my ankle with your initials next to it. I will keep said tattoo for a minimum of 10 years. It will only be funny to me for a year or two until I completely regret it, so if you hate me this is a great option.
Estimated delivery: Jul 2014
