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NEW PROJECT, BOOK OF AWESOME, NOW LIVE.

NO MISS CHANCE TO BE BACKER, GET ALL NEW AWESOMENESS. 

THAT IT.

--FG

THIS FINAL UPDATE. ME DRAW LAST CUSTOM POSTER. ALL POSTERS LEFT GO IN MAIL THIS WEEK.

IT LONG, PAINFUL. NOT GO LIKE PLAN. DRAW, PACK BY HAND IN FREE TIME WHILE LAUNCH NEW STARTUP MAYBE NOT BEST IDEA.

NEXT TIME DO THINGS THAT SCALE. 

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, THANK YOU, HUMANS. YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IT MARK BEGINNING OF GO FROM SILLY EXPERIMENT TO SERIOUS THING. AND IT DEFINITELY JUST BEGINNING. 

TWEET OR BLOG PICTURES OF POSTERS IN OFFICE, SHIRTS ON BODIES. ME RETWEET THEM. SPREAD WORD. MAYBE LATER SOMETIME ME MAKE WAY FOR OTHER HUMANS TO GET MORE POSTERS (HAVE SOME LEFT OVER, PRINTED EXTRAS JUST IN CASE). MAYBE MAKE NEW ONES.

WORLD SEE MORE FAKEGRIMLOCK SOON. 

UNTIL THEN, HERE BEST OF FINAL DRAWINGS FOR YOU TO SEE:

LOTS OF HUMANS ASK WHERE POSTERS AT. ME USE RADICAL TRANSPARENCY, TELL YOU WHERE AT. THAT FANCY WORD FOR "SEND ANGRY MESSAGE NOW."

$50 DONOR: YOU HAVE. EXCEPT FOR 2 GUYS ADDRESS NOT PRINT RIGHT ON LABELS. HAVE TO DO THOSE OVER.

$100 DONOR: ABOUT HALF DONE. THOSE TAKING LONGER. NEED LOTS OF USE BRAIN FOR IDEAS FOR DRAW. ON PLUS SIDE, ART GETTING LOTS BETTER. THAT TOO BAD FOR PERSONS THAT ALREADY GET THEIRS. 

$25 DONOR: ABOUT HALF DONE. THEM GOING FAST, DONE SOON. ME DO ON NIGHTS WHEN BRAIN TOO TIRED FOR DRAW.

$500 AND $1000 DONORS: YOU GET YOURS LONG TIME AGO. IT ONE OF PERKS THAT COME FROM BE AWESOME RICH PERSON THAT HAVE GIANT PILES OF MONEY.

BELOW PICTURES OF SOME OF NEW SIGNATURE ART. IT ALREADY IN MAIL.

THIS BRIEF UPDATE.

INSIDE SOME TUBES, THERE EXTRA SURPRISE.

ORIGINAL ART FROM GUEST POSTS. OR OTHER THINGS. SOME UNPUBLISHED.

IT JUST ME WAY SAY THANK YOU FOR WAIT.

WHO GET TOTALLY RANDOM. SOME FROM $100, $50, AND $25 LEVEL.

THAT IT.

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, MAILING TUBES. WORK ON EVERY DAY, MAIL EVERY FEW DAYS. DO WHENEVER NOT BUSY MAKE CODE.

ME STILL PERFECTING STUFF IN TUBE TECHNIQUE. THERE CHANCE SOME POSTERS GET CRUNCHED ON EDGES. ME APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. OR ELSE!

1ST BATCH GO OUT IN 2 TUBES, ONE BIG, ONE LITTLE. IF THAT BLOW YOUR MIND, ME NOT APOLOGIZE. MIND THAT PUNY DESERVE WHAT IT GET.

REST GO IN ONE BIG TUBE EACH. ME FIND OUT MAIL BIG HEAVY TUBE OVERSEAS COST AROUND $30. THAT KIND OF SUCK. STUPID SEAS! GET SMALLER!

LUCKY FOR ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, OVERSEAS PEOPLE NOT UP TO DATE ON WHAT AWESOME ON INTERNET, NOT HAVE TO MAIL TOO MANY OF THEM. 

IMPORTANT TIP:

IF YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION SO FAR, POSTERS VERY TIGHT IN TUBES!  THIS MEAN ONLY WAY GET OUT IS DESTROY TUBE.

CUT LITTLE BIT AT EDGE OF TUBE, UNWIND WITH SPIRAL. THAT GOOD WAY DESTROY TUBE, NOT DESTROY POSTERS.

FIRE, CHAINSAW, RABID DOGS, JUMP OFF BUILDING, ALL BAD WAYS DESTROY TUBES. ESPECIALLY LAST ONE, UNLESS IT SOMEONE ELSE YOU JUMP OFF BUILDING.

THAT SXSW THING:

MAYBE YOU HEAR, ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, GO TO SXSW ON STEALTH MISSION. IT MEAN HAVE TO TAKE FEW DAYS OFF FROM POSTERS. THAT UNFORTUNATE. BUT ALREADY BUY TICKETS, NO ISSUE REFUND, EVEN WHEN TELL ABOUT LASERS. 

IF CURIOUS, BELOW LINK TO VIDEOS ME MAKE WITH SHELBY.TV. THEM PRETTY COOL FOR HUMANS. ME NOT EAT EVEN ONE OF THEM.

http://projectgoats.com/index.html

LAST THING:

HERE MORE PICTURES FROM SIGNED TUBES.