Kickstarter

GOOBERFRIEND The kinda friend what gives you the goobers all over whenever you see em! You're the kinda guy/gal who we smile about on the regular. "Oh hey I saw *GOOBERFRIEND* the other day, s/he is so NICE!" You get a hug every-time we see you. Unless you don't like hugs in which case we will smile and nod at you knowingly.

PLOMBUDDY You know who you are! You make rainbows with your eyelids and eat baby squids without using your teeth! RAR! You get a special thank you in our program, plus hugs always.

RINGLE PARDNER Have you ever heard a baby giggle? Or a dolphin sigh? There's something shiny in your hair and it's better than both of those things. Your heart is a cog in our fun machine. ALL OF THE ABOVE plus a custom GIF from our chief animation technician ZAC. You may choose the subject matter, but it's best to just let Zac do as he will. Just a warning.

DOCTOR SERAPHIM SO and SO Wading through a sea of pedantic and pugnacious detractors, you fight fist and tooth for exclusive rights to that check-out clerk's flirtations. No one can see their dreams like you. No one understands! Aye, Brother, I see you there. Special thanks in our program plus a limited edition Tape, Zine, and digital download from the one and only Charmaine's Names. RARE and Beautiful.

GUARDIAN OF MORDHEIM You are the worst thing that ever happened to me. Why can't I take my eyes off you? Unchain this heart, for it yearns to be free. Freedom without you? I don't even know what that means. Thanks in the program PLUS a genuine hand screen printed Beans tour poster.

GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE OF KISSES- Two party system? One party system? I don't care as long as it's your party. The oppressive regime of solitude is over, baby. Now get out that chair and dance on into my psychic taco truck. Talk at me Sanchito. All of the benefits of a GUARDIAN OF MORDHEIM *plus* VIP entry and seating for you and a friend at any one PuppeTyranny-related event. *plus* A HANDMADE SOCK PUPPET! Charmed!

SPLUCKY UPPLEMEISTER When this veil of sadness lifted from my weary eyes what did I find? Three tender kisses, two strong arms, and one filthy hunka somethin' wonderful. How we long to inhale you, the air in our aqualungs. All of the benefits of a GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE OF KISSES *plus* a youtube serenade from the mooon by our moonmusicoligist John G Sinclair. PLUS a really personal GIF from Zac, PLUS an onstage shoutout like you've never experienced.

BERINGIAN GLOW WIZARD You, O mighty one, hold in your essence the power to make the landbridge rise again. To create wind and weave water into fine garments. We tremble at your generosity and make burnt offerings at your altar. ON THE DAILY. All of the benefits of a SPLUCKY UPPLEMEISTER with your VIP status expanded to include seating for you +4, PLUS a pretty decent puppet of you. (All puppets include video introduction, backstory and custom stupid puppet voice)

CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND Remember when Leslie broke up with me? You were there for me then in ways that don't bear repeating. You gave me the strength to weather the storm. You were strong for me then, and now that you've helped me find that strength within myself. One more time, old friend? ALL PREVIOUS BENEFITS *plus* LAMINATED SUPER INFITE PUPPETYRANNY VIP BADGE! PUT YOUR WALLET AWAY, YOU'RE SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

DESPOT OF THE FIEFDOM OF PUPPETYRANNY We will do whatever you say! Your whims are our divine writ. No words can describe our feelings toward you. That's not true, but in fact there are so many words that we will use those words to make a play ALL ABOUT YOU! NO FOOLIN! IF YOU GIVE US THIS MUCH MONEY YOU GET YOUR OWN ISLAND(PLAY) IN THE GULF OF PUPPETYRANNY!!!!! AND WE WILL COME TO YOU...IF YOU'RE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD OR THEREABOUTS. Just think about it. (Oh, and all the rest of the stuff we promised to everyone else.)