We need a new van so we can travel the country this summer and destroy everything in sight with the power of thrash metal.
Y'know, every day we here at Lich King industries are bombarded with requests from our fans. "Come to my town! When are you coming to Chicago? When are you coming to San Fancisco?" First, SHUT UP. Pull yourself together. Second, we need a new van. We can't afford one. That's where you come in. It's Lich King's buy us a new van, douchebags.
We're looking for $3,000 to score us a sweet passenger van and a trailer. If we raise this by April 30, we're touring this summer. In addition to hearing the greatest thrash metal ever composed by the hand of man or deity, there are other rewards to contributing.
So give now and give generously so we can spend a month or two living in squalor on the road, sleeping in Wal-Mart parking lots, eating out of ashtrays and playing the best damned thrash metal around just for you, our undeserving fans. Buy us a new van, douchebags!
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Lich King will email you directly to insult you for being a cheapskate.
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You get a download code good for a complete Lich King album from bandcamp.com. This new incentive will be added retroactively to every contribution over $5.
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You get a signed Lich King CD OR t-shirt... let us know which you want. Also? Some stickers and buttons.
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You get a signed Lich King CD, signed t-shirt, some stickers and buttons, and a guest pass to any tour stops near you.
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You get a signed Lich King CD, signed t-shirt, some stickers and buttons, a guest pass to any tour stops near you, and your name will be included in a Lich King song in which the king himself kills you.
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Get your head photoshopped onto a cat's body. I know the video says this costs $250, but we changed it late in the game and that video took forever to edit together. I'm not changing it.
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You get a signed Lich King CD, signed t-shirt, some stickers and buttons, a guest pass to any tour stops near you, and your name will be included in a Lich King song in which the king himself kills you AND we will travel anywhere in the New England area to play a private show for you. We will invade your house and eat your food.
