Ten bones gets ya a copy of the completed album in CD form. If you don't like CDs, I'll send ya a digital version. Simple as that.

The outrageously good CD + a Kelcy Mae bandana. I love bandanas. Who doesn't love bandanas?

The outrageously good CD + a Kelcy Mae bandana + a Kelcy Mae t-shirt. It's time for a new t-shirt, don't ya think?

All of the above times two. Consider it the couple's special. OR, if you're not into dating... or if you just don't want your significant other wearing the same bandana or t-shirt... you can get all the above plus a hand-written and framed set of lyrics from your favorite kMae song. I'll number it 1/1. If you're familiar with my poems (those things I wrote to get myself a fancy MFA), and you'd rather one o' them, I can do that instead.

All of the above plus your name in the liner notes. 'Cause in a way... you're helping produce this little number. Think about how cool it'll be to put "Producer" on your resumé.

All of the above plus a song I write for you. Personally. And to prove I did it, I'll even stick it up on YouTube. We write about the things that inspire us, and if you donate this much money, you'll be one hell of an inspiration to me.

All of the above (which is A LOT-- have you noticed how much stuff that is?) plus your own private concert for you, your buddies, and/or family. I'd like to try and keep this one regional, as it might be hard for me to drag the bandmates up to Mohall, North Dakota. But if you're from Mohall, North Dakota, maybe you can visit us in New Orleans? I'm sure we can work something out.