Kickstarter

For the donating of a measly $3.00 you can earn eternal internet glory by being listed in Salsa's Hall of Internet Champions! on our website. Fame on the internet, you know you want it.

In addition to the previous award, you will also receive one of our snazzy bumper stickers. Our stickers are perfect for sprucing up your car, laptop or skateboard. If we get over-funded, we may even be able to roll out the new sticker we've been working on.

In addition to previous rewards, we will also plug your personal Twitter, Facebook or website live on the show! We'll dole these out a couple per episode to avoid fatigue, and to make sure each plug gets our full attention.

Buttons! The long-awaited addition of buttons to our AoN schwag begins with this level. In addition to previous rewards, we will send you a shiny button to make your jacket, backpack or lapel fancy!

Help yourself while helping us! At this level, in addition to all previous rewards, we will plug your business or commercial endeavor live on the show! Help us sell out by buying in! These will also be spaced out over multiple shows to make sure each person gets our full attention.

Show the world how Apropos of Nothing you really are by sporting a sexy AoN T-shirt! In addition to all previous rewards, you will have a (presumably) cotton/polyester blend souvenir you can wear!

As you all prolly know, Matt, Salsa & Jena all perform insult comedy with Vilification Tennis. At this level, in addition to all previous rewards, we will write a brand new insult just for you.

Each month we have a specific theme for our drink of the month, at this level, will will name a drink of the month after you and enjoy it on the show. You will also receive all previous rewards.

Some, but not all of our listeners have discovered that after the outro music each episode, we have a short recording asking, "Is this too loud for the podcast?" Our guests also record this segment. Well, at this level, you can too. Be your own Easter Egg! Previous rewards included. We will also space these out 1 per episode to make sure you feel special.

The cast of AoN will record a custom message for your voicemail or answering machine! That's right, you too can now have a celebrity message to greet the calls you ignore. All previous rewards included.

As I mentioned earlier, we all perform with the insult comedy show Vilification Tennis. Your reward for supporting us at this level is two free tickets to a VilTen show. (If you don't live near MPLS, MN, getting here is up to you.) All previous rewards included.

You've been asking for it, and at his level you'll get it. A custom, original, one-of-a-kind fingerpaint portrait of Turbodog, made by the AoN crew. Hang it on your wall, or put it on your fridge, we don't care. You know who does care? TURBODOG! All previous rewards included.

Think you are as interesting/funny/full of it as we are? Prove it. For 300.00 you can be a guest on AoN, in person if you are willing to make the drive or via Skype if you live too far away. All previous rewards included.

We bring the show to you! We will come to your house, cook you dinner and record a podcast in your living room with you as a guest. (Sorry, this reward is available to MN residents or those within a 4 hour drive radius only.) All previous rewards included.

We will go to your house, cook you dinner and record a podcast with you as our guest. ( Sorry, continental US only.) PS, we may need to crash on your couch. All previous rewards included.

Same reward as above, but we will travel to Alaska, Hawaii or Europe as well. That's going to your house, cooking you dinner and recording a podcast with you as our guest. PS, we might need to crash on your couch too. All previous rewards included.