Stretch Rewards are almost here!
Good and bad news about stretch rewards. We'll start with the bad:
Stretch rewards will ONLY be available to pledges over $15 (because, you know, we'll already be SHIPPING you something). Only pledged $5? Easy! Up your pledge amount and get cool stuff when the Kickstarter ends.
Magnets for the $700 reward are going to be bumper sticker magnets! Is there any preference between 3x10 rectangular magnets and 4x6 oval magnets? They cost the same. Get at me, people. I want to know.
Wristbands for the $800 are going to be HAND-MADE! I've attached a picture (also pictures: a penny, my cat's nail). They are sweat-absorbing monsters, and production is already coming along, so we had DAMN well better get to $800. These will never be available outside of this Kickstarter, so get 'em while they're rare.
Wowser! Things are coming along. is there anywhere else you can get a $1 CD AND support a good cause? Tell your friends about this Kickstarter! Let's spread the word and bump up that total pledge amount!
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Pledge a buck and get a download link for the CD when it's released! Also, everybody who pledges a dollar or more will have their name on the liner notes! What a goddamn deal.Estimated delivery:
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Pledge five bucks and get a download link for the CD when it's released AND a download code for the BONUS CD that includes b-sides, covers, and an entire live concert. It's totally worth it, seriously.Estimated delivery:
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Get all the stuff above, AND we ship a physical CD to you. Signed!Estimated delivery:
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The stuff above, plus, some awesome 2d6 stickers for your notebook and stuff! Wowee!Estimated delivery:
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Get ALL the above stuff, plus a 2d6 poster signed by us and our in-house artist, George Foster!Estimated delivery:
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Get ALL THE THINGS, plus a 2d6 t-shirt! Wear it to places!Estimated delivery:
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ALL of the above stuff, plus a physical copy of our first CD, "Pat Benetar Told Us To Stop Doing This," PLUS copies of DJ Stuck Down A Mineshaft and Cliff B's solo albums! That's four albums in total, brah. All signed. Seriously.Estimated delivery:
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All of the OTHER THINGS. Pluuuuuus, 2d6 will mail you a bag of stuff, including: - Concept lyric pages (including never-before-heard lyrics?!) - Random junk we found around our houses. - Surprises.Estimated delivery:
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ALL OF THE THINGS. Also, 2d6 will write a song on the topic of your choice. Or, hell, give us lyrics and we'll sing your song, whether it's crappy or not. Or we'll cover whatever song you tell us to cover. Or we'll write your personal theme song. Whatever. We're not picky.Estimated delivery:
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Get all the above stuff, plus you get to name the bonus CD that goes to people when they pay $5 to get "Hey Fartface,"! (This reward is unique and cannot be acquired by purchasing a higher award amount.)Estimated delivery:
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If you live within four hours of Youngstown or Canton, 2d6 will drive out and eat lunch with you and play board games for a few hours. Also: the other things.Estimated delivery:
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Name the next album. Oh, and the other stuff.Estimated delivery:
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All of the above rewards, sans album-naming. In addition, if you can get your ass to Canton, OH, our friends at Epidemic Tattoos (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Epidemic-Tattoo/114415018669946) will put the 2d6 logo (roughly 3"x1") anywhere on your body. Forever.Estimated delivery:
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Stuck and Cliff will fly anywhere in the continental US to give you a private performance. Barbeques! How about that. Oh, and you'll probably get a t-shirt or something too.Estimated delivery:
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