54 Hours To Go! Add $5, Get A Terrible Sketch!
Hey gang, we've got 54 hours to go, and $3,312 until we can fully fund issue three of Detective Honeybear... So I'm going to add the stupidest incentive I could think of:
If you add $5 to any pledge, I will do a sketch of anything you want (as long as it's not porn-y). And just to be clear, this is not Josh doing a sketch, this is Alex, the writer, so: it is going to be a terrible sketch. But I will send it off with any order you make, so there's that. AND, it will be one of a kind.
Just to review:
Add $5 to get a sketch from a writer with no artistic talent.
Add $8 to pre-order issue #3, in print and a PDF.
Add $13 to get both.
There's also the new $199+ level I added yesterday, that will get you everything we're offering pretty much, so I'll throw in a free sketch on that level too.
Almost there! We're doing this! You guys rock!
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Funding period
Aug 21, 2012 -
Sep 20, 2012
(30 days)
- First created · 6 backed
- Alexander Zalben 2250 friends
- Website: alexzalben.com
Pledge $4 or more
1 backer
Pre-Order a DRM Free PDF of issue #3, tentatively titled: "Detective Honeybear and the Deadly Domicile"!
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $5 or more
5 backers
Your name listed in the back page of "Terrible Llamas" in the Thank You section!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $8 or more
1 backer
Pre-Order a copy of issue #3, "Detective Honeybear and the Deadly Domicile" in print, mailed to you (please add +$10 for international shipping) + a DRM free PDF of the issue!
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $10 or more
97 backers
Your name listed in the back page of "Terrible Llamas" in the Thank You section + a copy of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas" in print, mailed to you (please add +$10 for international shipping)!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $15 or more
19 backers
All the $10 rewards + A Thank You permanently on the sidebar of the Detective Honeybear website.
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $15 or more
15 backers
All the $10 rewards + A DRM free PDF of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas"!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $18 or more
12 backers
All the $8 rewards + Your name listed in the back page of "Terrible Llamas" in the Thank You section + a copy of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas" in print, mailed to you (please add +$10 for international shipping)! [NOTE: "Terrible Llamas" will arrive in December.]
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $23 or more
0 backers
All the $18 rewards + A Thank You permanently on the sidebar of the Detective Honeybear website.
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $23 or more
1 backer
All the $18 rewards + A DRM free PDF of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas"!
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $25 or more
19 backers
All the $10 rewards + A DRM free PDF of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas" + A Thank You permanently on the sidebar of the Detective Honeybear website.
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $30 or more
11 backers
T-SHIRTS! We've partnered with BQT Shirts to bring you a custom made Detective Honeybear T (please add +$10 for international shipping) + we'll throw in A DRM free PDF of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas," just cause!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $33 or more
2 backers
All the $18 rewards + A DRM free PDF of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas" + A Thank You permanently on the sidebar of the Detective Honeybear website.
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $35 or more
8 backers
All the $25 rewards + Alex will tell you what your name would be, if you were a llama.
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $50 or more
0 backers
RETAILER SPECIAL! Want to sell Detective Honeybear at your store? For this level, we'll give you Ten (10) copies of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas" to sell + A Thank You in the back of the issue and permanently on the website! [NOTE: If you'd like us to thank your store rather than you personally, let us know.]
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $50 or more
14 backers Limited (36 of 50 left)
All the $25 rewards + A LIMITED EDITION reprint of "Detective Honeybear and the Case of the Curious Cap."
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $55 or more
5 backers
All the $25 rewards + A custom made Detective Honeybear T-Shirt, courtesy of BQT Shirts!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $65 or more
0 backers
All the $55 rewards + Alex will record an outgoing voicemail message for you in character as Detective Honeybear!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $73 or more
0 backers
All the $33 rewards + A custom made Detective Honeybear T-Shirt, courtesy of BQT Shirts!
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $100 or more
4 backers
RETAILER SUPER SPECIAL! Want to sell Detective Honeybear at your store? For this level, we'll give Ten (10) copies of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas" to sell + Ten (10) Limited Edition copies of "Detective Honeybear and the Case of the Curious Cap" + a Thank You in the back of the issue and permanently on the website! [NOTE: If you'd like us to thank your store rather than you personally, let us know.]
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $125 or more
2 backers
All the $55 rewards + Josh will make a customized B&W photograph of you with Detective Honeybear! No joke!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $143 or more
0 backers
All the $73 rewards + Josh will make a customized B&W photograph of you with Detective Honeybear! No joke!
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $199 or more
1 backer
THE WHOLE HONEYPOT! You'll get a Limited Edition reprint of "Detective Honeybear and the Case of the Curious Cap," a copy of "Detective Honeybear and the Mystery of the Terrible Llamas," a pre-order of the third issue, DRM Free PDFs of each comic, a Thank You in "Terrible Llamas" and permanently on the website, a custom T-shirt from BQT, Alex will tell you what your llama name is and record an outgoing message for you as Detective Honeybear, AND Josh will make a customized B&W photograph of you with Detective Honeybear! Plus, you get the punk pin, sticker, and comiXology download, free! Aw yeah!
Estimated delivery: Apr 2013Pledge $200 or more
0 backers Limited (5 of 5 left)
All the $55 rewards + Alex will teach you how to write sketch comedy! [NOTE: this is available in person to NYC residents, or over e-mail/online for anyone else.]
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $250 or more
2 backers All gone!
All the $55 rewards + we'll name one of the llamas in the story after you!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $275 or more
0 backers Limited (4 of 4 left)
All the $55 rewards + A quarter page ad in the back of "Terrible Llamas"! [NOTE: you must design your own ad to print specifications; and no inappropriate content, please. Honey manufacturers welcome.]
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $300 or more
1 backer All gone!
All the $55 rewards + you get to be a featured guest on an episode of Nerdist.com's Comic Book Club - Live! [NOTE: Shows are Tuesday nights in NYC. Out-of-towners, transport is not included, and exact date of appearance TBD.]
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012Pledge $1,500 or more
0 backers
RETAILER MEGA SPECIAL! Josh & Alex will come to your store, anywhere in North America, to do a signing of Detective Honeybear, along with copies of each book - including the Limited Edition Reprint. This includes airfare, hotel, and the books. Plus, we'll throw in a Thank You in the book, and on the website as well! Score!
Estimated delivery: Dec 2012
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