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Join me in the fight against super lame greeting card clichés. Together, we can [VERB] the most [ADJECTIVE] cards ever!

Greeting cards are ubiquitous - but there are some problems that Hallmark just can't handle.

What if you want to express your sympathy for your sister, recently traumatized by her accidental plowing-down of a family of ducks crossing her driveway? 

What if you want to confess to your roommate that you have, in fact, been the one leaving the milk out?

What if you want to come out to your parents as a theological noncognitivist?

With these cards, you just fill in the blanks! No need to get sappy or sit there twiddling your pen and praying for the right words to come. You've got a noun and a verb, right? You're good to go!

The initial release will include Sad Libs for:

♦ Apologies

♦ Sympathy

♦ Coming Out

♦ Thinking of You/Love/Hate/Please Return My Futurama DVD

♦ Confessions

The $1850 budget will cover:

→ Printing of all initial stock;

→ Envelopes and gift-wrapping materials;

→ Shipping. FUN!

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Funding Unsuccessful This project reached the deadline without achieving its funding goal on June 30, 2012.

Funding period
May 31, 2012 - Jun 30, 2012 (30 days)

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  • Pledge $5 or more

    4 backers

    Your choice of greeting card.

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012
  • Pledge $12 or more

    1 backer

    Three cards, selected at random from the collection.

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012
  • Pledge $20 or more

    7 backers

    All five cards!

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012
  • Pledge $50 or more

    0 backers

    Three full sets of cards, each bundled and gift-wrapped with love.

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012
  • Pledge $250 or more

    1 backer Limited (3 of 4 left)

    Three full sets of cards, and... we'll use invisible UV ink to stamp a hidden message of your choice on the back of our first 5000 cards. Message must be non-discriminatory and not too terribly obscene.

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012