DADDY'S: Signed special edition mini-book of Lindsay Hunter's Daddy's.

WISH YOU WERE HERE: Drunken road-text. Potentially incriminating.

SAND PACK: Fresh sand from the California coast, put into an envelope and mailed to your house. Probably like a tablespoon of sand. I don't know what will happen

WISH YOU WERE HERE, JERK: Postcard from the road, gathered from authentic road truck stop. Please specify "contemplative" or "threatening" tone.

PICS OR IT DID NOT HAPPEN: Polaroid from the road with heartfelt missive, mailed to address of your choosing.

WORDS: Receive one signed book of your choice: How to Take Yourself Apart, How to Make Yourself Anew (Aaron Burch), AM/PM (Amelia Gray), Avian Gospels (book I) (Adam Novy), or Hobart 11, plus special edition mini-book of Lindsay Hunter's Daddy's and your choice of communication while we're on the road.

GUEST BONUS: SPORK pick one of five current Spork chapbooks to have for your very own. Dan Beachy-Quick "Overtakelessness" Gordon Massman "Core Sample" Drew Krewer "Ars Warholica" Zachary Schomburg "From The Fjords" or Jake Levine "The Threshold of Erasure""

ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRAPPY T-SHIRT: Signed book of your choice, special edition Daddy's mini-book, plus T-shirt from the road. Something purchased at a gas station, roadside stand, or from the back of a van. Potentially incriminating. Please specify size.

ULTIMATE WORDS: All books, signed (How to Take Yourself Apart, How to Make Yourself Anew (Aaron Burch), AM/PM (Amelia Gray), Avian Gospels (book I) (Adam Novy), and Hobart 11, plus special edition mini-book of Lindsay Hunter's Daddy's and your choice of communication from the road.

PERSONALIZED RUNNINGMAN: You will receive a personalized runningman via video. Nobody else will be able to see this runningman but you.

PERSONAL TOUR: We will hold a reading in your house, reading stories we never read. We will observe your animals and drink your Shasta. Open only to residents of CA/NV/AZ.