Geeks form a secret outlaw motorcycle club. Think Sons of Anarchy meets The Office.
Update - May 31, 2012 - Success!
Thanks to our backers, we hit our first goal of $5K and sailed on past to raise $7k for the The Clandestine. I am so thankful to all of you who pitched in your hard earned cash to make this project a reality.
The show's website is: http://TheClandestine.TV
Coming this fall to a screen near you!
Make me laugh, NOW!
OK. Watch episodes 1 & 2 of The Clandestine below (click the "next" button on the Youtube video below for Episode 2).
Ha! Who's endorsing the project?
Here's what people are saying about The Clandestine:
- "I pledged a dollar." Kurt Sutter, Creator of Sons of Anarchy
- "This is fascinating!" Joe McDermottroe, Youtube Sales Development Manager, Google
- "Looks class!" Conor Cummins, Pro Road Racer, Tyco Suzuki Team
- "The show is a rather clever send up of modern biker culture. With themes like Pirates and Power Rangers and the impenetrable language of motorcycle specs... this is funny." Hell for Leather Magazine
- "Now this seems worth donating to..." HelmetHeads.com
- "hahaha 'f*ck you sh!tb!rd' loved that line!" KnuckleheadBob
What about video endorsements?
How about Joshua Malina (West Wing), Conan Stevens (Peter Jackson's The Hobbit and HBO's Game of Thrones), Mark Gantt (The Bannen Way), and the rest on this playlist below?
So what is The Clandestine?
The Clandestine is a 5’ x 13 episode web-series about a group of geeks and one smoking hot chick who form an outlaw motorcycle club. It's Sons of Anarchy meets The Office.
Hold on a second: who's playing the smoking hot chick?
We've just secured a deal with Youtube celeb and Maxim model Taryn Southern:
Nice! OK, continue.
The show takes place in Belfast, Northern Ireland, and takes the piss out of nerds and motorbikers... and old people.... and everything else.
The show features killer motorbikes, sexy ladies, geeks doing dangerous stuff, a great sense of humour, and a soundtrack packed with music from the best up and coming bands in the Irish rock scene.
Most likely, you're fascinated by the vast seedy underworld of outlaw motorcycle clubs, and want to be in one, kicking ass and taking names. Since in reality you're sitting at your computer not doing that, you should at least get to watch a show about what it would be like if you were.
Why about bikers?
We love bikers. Some of us are bikers. Our satire is borne of the love of the biker culture, and, of course, the iron.
Who's on your production team?
That's us, the production company. Our parent company, Banjax, has provided funding and support.
Kieran Doherty - Writer
Kieran is part comedian, part salesman, and part sorcerer. I could see him someday ruling the world.
He has been a writer and producer for TV for the last 7 years. His credits include Get Smarter in a Week (BBC / BNN), Over Here (BBC), and Just For Laughs (BBC), Take The Money and Run (ABC), Find Me The Funny (BBC), The David Meade Project (BBC) and Secret Fortune (BBC).
Luca Rocchini - Director of Photography
He's Italian. If that's not sexy enough for you, his work has played all over the world including the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. He's also the recipient of the 2010 Kodak/Nahemi cinematography award.
Black North - Animation
Black North consistently churns out quality animation. I love working with these guys:
Our soundtrack will come from the best up and coming rock bands in Ireland and Northern ireland. Expect music from bands such as Swanee River, Stonecrow, Mojo Fury, LaFaro, The Bonnevilles, Triggerman, and Million Dollar Reload.
Why a webseries?
Web series are the future of entertainment. Free of the constraints of networks, we believe a web series can provide you with entertainment that's just as good as what you see on TV, that you can watch any time, for free. We love web series, and The Clandestine is a kick ass script that just screams to get made.
What's the status of the production?
The scripts have all been written, and we've completed the first 2 episodes. Production for the remaining 11 episodes is scheduled to start in September, and our series premiere is scheduled for late October.
How is The Clandestine funded?
Our show will be funded through Kickstarter, sponsors, Banjax, and Northern Ireland's film commission, Northern Ireland Screen.
If you total Season 1 up it'll be as long as a feature film. We're committed to making the show every bit as quality as something you'd watch on TV, so there are numerous costs involved including pay for cast and crew, contracts, insurance, permits, and equipment rental, vfx, colour grading, and music licensing.
We've been in the game for a while though, and we know how to pinch a penny. Every last bit raised is going into the production, so the more we raise, the more bad ass it will be.
Is there just one more cool thing you have in your bag of tricks, to convince me to pledge more?
In fact, there is. In anticipation of the release of the series, we're creating an Alternate Reality Game. You can try to find it on your own, but one of the pledges on the right gets you an email to the rabbit hole.
OK, I want to give you a lot of money. What button do I press?
Check out the pledges on the right, and pick one. Thank you so much for your support!
(Read all steps before you begin)
1. Click on "Back This Project" on the right side at the top of this page.
2. Enter your pledge amount, and select the corresponding reward. You can select any single reward less than or equal to the amount you're pledging. Then click "Continue to Next Step" at the bottom of the page.
3. You must then Log In to Kickstarter. I recommend logging in using Facebook, its easy and will present you with simple instructions. Otherwise, you must create an account for Kickstarter, but that's also quick and easy.
4. Click "Continue to Amazon"
5. If you have an Amazon account, simply enter your email address and password to sign in, authorize the payment, and you're done! If you don't have an Amazon account, you just have to create an account by entering your email address, password, and then enter your credit card details. Then authorize the payment and you're done!
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Apr 19, 2012 - May 31, 2012
Pledge $10 or more
Your name in the credits, + HD digital downloads of each episode as they come out, + HD download of the whole series once it's finished, + since the first two episodes are already finished, we'll send you a private link to them as soon as we reach our funding goal!Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $20 or more
All the above, + special access to "The Girls of The Clandestine" section of our website, where you can download a collection of 12 calendar images of our girls, in sexy and/or funny poses. Hell, we'll throw in a few sexy guys too, for the ladies.Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $25 or more
All the above, + What's sexier than a hot girl on a killer bike? Anyone who pledges $25 or more will get to vote on what bike our ass-kicking take no prisoners babe Anna rides in the show (subject to bike availability).Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $30 or more
All the above, + ultra-top secret advance HD digital downloads of every episode 2 days before they are released to the public.Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $50 or more
All the above, + an email directing you to the "rabbit hole" for The Clandestine online alternate reality game + a special Clandestine poster, not available to the general public, signed by cast and crew.Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $100 or more
All the above, + an exclusive DVD of the series with limited edition cover art, signed by cast and crew, OR a limited edition WANOYFBH hoodie, which we can't promise will get you VIP status at nightclubs, but we also can't promise it won't.Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $150 or more
All the above, + Your motorcycle club gets mentioned in the show! We'll work with you to decide something funny and/or nice to say about your club. NOTE: We will only honour this pledge to those who have the authority to grant us permission to use the club's name, and we can't mention a 1%'er club, because we value our own lives. This reward is ONLY available to the people who pledge this amount!Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $150 or more
Why choose? We'll give you all the rewards above the $100 pledge, + BOTH rewards from the $100 pledge: an exclusive DVD of the series with limited edition cover art, signed by cast and crew, AND a limited edition WANOYFBH hoodie. PLEASE NOTE: This reward is ONLY available to the people who pledge this amount!Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $250 or more
2 backers All gone!
All the above, + name a character in the show! There are two big roles (a villainous biker and a sexy biker chick) that still need a name. Name them after you, one of your friends, or even some doucheface you work with (within reason, we're not naming anyone Doucheface). PLEASE NOTE: This reward is ONLY available to the people who pledge this amount!Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $500 or more
1 backer Limited (4 of 5 left)
LIMITED ADVERTISING OFFER: We'll place your company's logo on the website as a banner advertisement, and in the show's credits, to be seen by millions! We're offering this to our sponsors at three times the price, but we've decided to open this up to 5 Kickstarter backers at a cut rate.Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $1,000 or more
0 backers Limited (3 of 3 left)
LIMITED PRODUCT PLACEMENT OFFER: We'll work with you to product place your company/brand/logo/product in The Clandestine, to be seen by millions! We're offering this to our sponsors at three times the price, but we've decided to open this up to 3 Kickstarter backers at a cut rate.Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $5,000 or more
0 backers Limited (2 of 2 left)
Become an Executive Producer and an integral part of the team. Receive the scripts. Give your creative input. Visit the set during production, as well as the wrap party. Receive a special thank you dinner in your honor in Belfast. (note, all travel related costs associated with this reward are not included)Estimated delivery: Oct 2012
Pledge $10,000 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
Become our Angel donor. Because you love the idea. Because you love motorbikes. Because you can!Estimated delivery: Oct 2012