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Lauren Marsella was born in the back seat of a car on a Price is Right Showcase. She was raised on hot dogs, Kraft Dinner, green eggs, green milk, & Kid Cuisine. One time, she was good, so she got a Skip-It & a jump rope that played music. Like Jesus, the role she was predestined to play in this world was very specifically ordained by the Almighty. Though her role is to be America's Greatest Living Artist rather than to die on the cross for all of humanity's sins. She writes:

"I became seriously involved with art when I first laid eyes on my brother's friend at the age of 7. He very closely resembled Pee Wee Herman, with whom I was obsessed at that point in my youth. I drew a picture of the two of us holding hands underneath a large rainbow spouting into a pot of gold, and at the top it read "I LOVE YOU PEE WEE." I instructed my brother to deliver this artwork to his friend which he did reluctantly. The boy returned my drawing stating he was not happy about it and never to contact him again. That's when I knew I was an artist."

Lauren Marsella celebrated Michael Jackson's 50th birthday in 2008 by throwing a pool party for Michael in her parents' backyard with a skinnydipping Michael Jackson Barbie doll floating around in the pool with friends of Lauren Marsella. Lauren Marsella has been known to design ouija boards in the style of Michael Jackson and use them to contact Michael Jackson on Michael Jackson's birthday less than 2 months after Michael Jackson died, on August 29th, 2009. Lauren Marsella's hands have piano playing fingers, fingers which do not in actuality play the piano, unless you call running your fingers over the keys of a player piano while it plays the Hokey Pokey as playing the piano. Lauren Marsella has been known to have her hands, her Hokey Pokey playing hands, moved by God, on her mission from God. Lauren Marsella is on her way to Hollywood again.
Lauren Marsella cried when Pokemon died.
Lauren Marsella made an Octomon piñata and no mother could crack that mother.
Lauren Marsella, America's Greatest Living Artist, has been known to communicate with Michael Jackson in her dreams and night mares. Lauren Marsella cares about you. Lauren Marsella feels profound nostalgia for a time took time before she was even born. It was the time of the eGGeater dinosaur. Because Lauren Marsella is an eggeater, and she'll eat the hard-boiled egg right out of your nest when you're not looking, especially if your name starts with F and ends with resh Grocer in University City, Philadelphia. Lauren Marsella is and isn’t a big spender. She believes in most of the 10 commandments but not the ones against watching more than 2 hours of television on a weeknight.

Lauren Marsella states with confidence that everyone's favorite color is gold. Lauren Marsella typed up an artist statement in "Notepad" and all she got was this lousy T-Shirt.