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An ebook copy of the first book.

Be a character in one of the books.

A signed copy of the first book.

A signed copy of the first two books.

A copy of the first book and a t-shirt consisting of all the words in the first book.

A signed copy of the first ten books.

A signed copy of the first twenty books.

A signed copy of all fifty books.

I will mail you all the clothes I wore while writing one of the books as well as a signed copy of all fifty books.

Receive the movie rights to one of the books.

I will list you as the author of one of the books.

You will receive a signed copy of all fifty books plus I will also mail you a peanut butter sandwich with each one of your fifty books. So you will get fifty books and fifty sandwiches.

You will receive a signed copy of all fifty books plus I will also mail you a pizza with each one of your fifty books. So you will get fifty books and fifty pizzas.

I will write a book about your life.

I will hand deliver one of the books to your house (limited to the United States of America)

I will write you a personable letter every day for a year along with sending you a copy of all fifty books.