About this project
Drunk and Horny is a musical duo from Phoenix, AZ made up of the world famous Andrew Jemsek and Ryan Avery. They have been performing together for a long time. They really really really want to release their next album on a beautiful 10" record. Despite their fame, they can not afford this, with the economy the way it is and all.
This is where YOU come in! Drunk and Horny are offering many different albums that they are featured on (from old bands...etc) as rewards to you for pledging your money to the cause.
You will get to choose one or more of the following (depending on how much you pledge)
*Bald And Pissed “Final Practice” (loud/hardcore)
*Bald And Pissed “First Demo / First Practice” (loud/sloppy/hardcore)
The Best Friends “self titled” (a’capella/experimental/artsy/cute)
*The Boys “Live” (rock n roll)
The Cullens “Twilight” (vampire rock/pop)
*The Cullens “Early Demos” (sloppy/vampire rock/pop)
*The Cullens “Live From The Biko Garage” (loud/vampire rock)
-DJ Sense “The Sounds Of Acid” (juvenile/techno)
*Haunted Cologne “Burba Sessions” (polka/punk)
*Haunted Cologne “Garage Sessions” (sloppy/polka/punk)
-Haunted Cologne / Jason Polland “Split” (polka/experimental/pop)
*Haunted Cologne “unreleased & b-sides” (raw polka)
Hi My Name Is Ryan “The Sex Show” (awkward monologue)
-Hi My Name Is Ryan “Live From The MTC: Remixed” (experimental/lo-fi)
-Hi My Name Is Ryan / The Real Me “split” (pop)
-Hi My Name Is Ryan “Let’s Find Girlfriends tour” (experimental/pop)
-Iggy Pop “Numbers” (70+ one minute long tracks of noise)
-Locking Your Car Doors “50+ Songs / -16 Minutes” (silly/noise/dance)
*Magilicuddy “Noise for Political Dinosaurs” (harsh/political/noise)
-Night Wolf “You Asked For It” (electronic/pop)
-Night Wolf “The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and The Stupid” (terrible)
-Night Wolf “Get A Real Drummer You Jerks!” (raw/electronic/pop/silliness)
-Night Wolf “Skulls: A Tribute To Danzig” (mostly acoustic/punk/pop)
*Night Wolf “Live and Unusable Material” (terrible)
The Putties / Johnny Five “split” (teenage ska/punk)
*P-Town vs P-Town “full length” (artsy/mean spirited)
Ray Reeves “the wait is over” (for fans of led zeppelin, jimi hendrix and bob dylan)
COMPILATIONS
-Summer 2000 Sick!!! (the best part jams of the summer in 2006)
-An Album For Iggy! (a compilation of songs written for ryans God-son Iggy)
The Real Coachella 2010 (a promotional CD with all the artists from 2010's real coachella)
*Live From The Real Coachella 2006
*Best of 2010 Compilation
Tristan Jemsek: Pure Gold Compilation
* = previously unreleased / - = out of print
All albums will include original artwork and inserts...etc (These aren't going to be piece of shit burnt cd's okay?)
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YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM! A thank you phone call from Drunk and Horny. They will tell you your horoscope and psychically connect with your pet.
Pledge $3 or more Pledge $3 or more
you will receive 2 limited edition drunk and horny buttons buttons and a limited edition green (one size fits all) drunk and horny plastic ring! AND YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $5 or more Pledge $5 or more
A Limited Edition Drunk and Horny Postcard and Button Set as well as a thank you phone call from Drunk and Horny. They will tell you your horoscope and psychically connect with your pet.
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MECHANICAL BOYS compilation and zine by sara oliver, all of which have been hand colored. featuring interviews with craig gleason and ryan avery. and FREE mix cd featuring fathers day, the best friends, hi my name is ryan and more! PLUS! a phone call. YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $10 or more Pledge $10 or more
Your choice of ONE of the albums listed in digital format as well as a Limited Edition Drunk and Horny Postcard +Button Set, a thank you phone call from Drunk and Horny. They will tell you your horoscope and psychically connect with your pet.
Pledge $12 or more Pledge $12 or more
THE NEW DRUNK AND HORNY LP! and a phone call.... we MIGHT psychically connect with your pet.
Pledge $25 or more Pledge $25 or more
Your choice of ONE of the albums listed in physical CD format as well as a Limited Edition Drunk and Horny Postcard +Button Set, a thank you phone call from Drunk and Horny. They will tell you your horoscope and psychically connect with your pet. YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $35 or more Pledge $35 or more
Your choice of THREE of the albums listed in physical CD format as well as a Limited Edition Drunk and Horny Postcard +Button Set, a thank you phone call from Drunk and Horny. They will tell you your horoscope and psychically connect with your pet.
Pledge $40 or more Pledge $40 or more
THE NEW FULL LENGTH DRUNK AND HORNY LP +Your choice of ONE of the albums listed in physical CD format as well as a Limited Edition Drunk and Horny Postcard +Button Set, a thank you phone call from Drunk and Horny. They will tell you your horoscope and psychically connect with your pet.
Pledge $50 or more Pledge $50 or more
A free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, the limited addition postcard +button set and a thank you phone call YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $80 or more Pledge $80 or more
A free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, FIVE of the albums listed in physical CD format, the limited addition postcard +button set and a thank you phone call YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $100 or more Pledge $100 or more
A free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, TEN of the albums listed in physical CD format, A SIGNED PHOTO, the limited addition postcard +button set and a thank you phone call
Pledge $150 or more Pledge $150 or more
THE NEW DRUNK AND HORNY FULL LENGTH LP AND!!!! We will credit/thank you in the liner notes of the album and send you a free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, TWELVE of the albums listed in physical CD format, A SIGNED PHOTO, the limited addition postcard +button set and a thank you phone call YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $300 or more Pledge $300 or more
THE NEW DRUNK AND HORNY FULL LENGTH LP AND!!!! We will credit/thank you in the liner notes of the album and send you a free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, FIFTEEN of the albums listed in physical CD format, A SIGNED WALL POSTER, the limited addition postcard +button set and a thank you phone call YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $500 or more Pledge $500 or more
THE NEW DRUNK AND HORNY FULL LENGTH LP AND!!!! We will credit/thank you in the liner notes of the album and send you a free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, ALL 32 of the albums listed in physical CD format, A SIGNED WALL POSTER, the limited addition postcard +button set and a thank you phone call YOU WILL BE CREDITED AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF THE ALBUM!
Pledge $1,000 or more Pledge $1,000 or more
We will credit/thank you in the liner notes of the album and send you soiled undergarments, soiled any way you like, from either or both members of Drunk and Horny. That is all.
Pledge $2,500 or more Pledge $2,500 or more
EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE PLUS A ROMANTIC EVENING WITH RYAN AND ANDREW!...we will do anything you want.
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Drunk and Horny plays sleazy, romantic, old-timey, accordion music. They are from Phoenix, AZ and they exist to bring you back to the good ol' days when men were drunk and women were horny.
