Kickstarter

You helped us. Thanks! You get the satisfaction of knowing you are great.

Thanks Compadre . You will recieve a bumber sticker that says "Papi Don't Drive No Jalopy" and has photo of James Creelman with a Shar-Pei dog.

Wow! What a gesture! You get an autographed copy of the Dan Martin comic book The Elvis, signed by Dan himself.

A Holy Sheet cassette tape and mini zine. Holy Sheet is fronted by Derek Santos.

We thank you for the money but you get NOTHING.

Darik Santos will thank you on cassette tape and send you a special message of anything you would like.

The last limited edition White Clown zine hand made by Derek Santos.

Thanks for the dough. You get a One Armed Bald Guy T Shirt. OABG is a sketch group starring Dan Martin and other nice people.

We will come over and eat lunch with you. Has to be on the route of the tour and you have to supply the lunch.

We will examine your pets and give them more accurate names (if possible). Must be on the route of the tour. If not possible then you can send us pictures of your pets that need renaming.

You can do 5 minutes of whatever you want on stage at one of our shows as long as its not illegal or racist.

We thank you so much. It is so cool you donated so much. It is hard to do a tour with no money and we really appreciate your help. If you want, James will make a video praising you and upload it to his youtube channel. In the video he will promote any project you are working on.

We will sleep over your house and tell ghost stories to you and you friends as you go to sleep. Must be on route of the tour.

We will perform a matinee show at your house or space. Must be on route of the tour.

We will perform a midnight show at your house or space. Must be on route of the tour.

Not only will you get the sticker, T Shirt, and the comic; we will also perform a matinee and midnight show, rename your pets, eat lunch with you, and tell ghost stories. Must be on route of the tour