ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID, NEVER A BRIDE LEVEL: You earn my eternal gratitude and a .pdf file of the project report so you can read about everything that happened.

SOMETHING OLD LEVEL: All of the above (eternal gratitude and a hilarious .pdf) PLUS an email link to a Shutterfly album I’ll create showing the various stages of the project. Trust me, it’ll be worth the extra $10 to see the visuals of me throwing garters into crowds of tourists, tossing bouquets at groups of hopefuls and (I hope, I hope, I hope) posing with at least one Elvis impersonator and one newly-married bride and groom!

SOMETHING NEW LEVEL: All of the above (eternal gratitude, hilarious .pdf file, Shutterfly album link) PLUS the satisfaction of knowing that you’re directly sponsoring a gift card at this level and higher. For your $25 pledge, you sponsor a $5 gift card, so you have the opportunity to share your name and email address with the person who catches your bouquet or garter. Think of the friend-making possibilities—you could meet a new skydiving buddy, your soulmate or just some lame jerk who types all his emails in lowercase letters… intriguing concept, no?

SOMETHING BORROWED LEVEL: All of the above (gratitude, .pdf, Shutterfly, email exchange opportunity) PLUS a gen-u-ine, authentic project souvenir package including a print of my favorite project photo. At this level, you are sponsoring a $20 gift card for the winner. I can’t tell you about all the amazing stuff that’ll be in this reward package because, well, I don’t know what my budget is until the project closes. But suffice it to say that it’ll be more elaborate if you pledge now and get your friends, relative, co-workers and pharmacists to pledge also! The more, the merrier, folks—that’s how it works.

SOMETHING BLUE LEVEL: All of the above (gratitude, .pdf, Shutterfly, email exchange opportunity, project souvenir package) PLUS you get to pick the casino/location for me to toss a bouquet or garter with a $50 gift card. Locations available range from the Luxor through Caesar’s Palace on the west side of the strip and the Wynn through the MGM Grand on the east side. In addition, your project souvenir package will be a deluxe version with ever-so-many-more goodies than anyone else gets. I will try to include a photo of the bouquet or garter toss at your chosen location, but since I don’t know how many people I can rope into helping me, I can’t necessarily guarantee it. Please trust that while I’m jokey and light-hearted in my reward descriptions, I’m deadly serious about committing to make this project 100% as described and fulfilling my side of our bargain.