Everyone who donates gets a special mention in the booklet that ostensibly comes with a compact disc! Good job!

LAST DAY PRIZE! Everyone who donates in the last 24 hours gets a special compilation of live recordings! Yayyy

We will send you a lossless, digital version of the new album. +the above reward.

You get the freshly-sealed, factory-smelling new album in your benevolent paws. +all above rewards

You get a beautiful physical copy of last year's release "Abode of Kings in a Derelict Kingdom." +all above rewards

We'll make a personalized, hand-made, one-of-a-kind poster just for you! With our hands and stuff! +the above non-limited rewards

You can assign us a book for homework. We will then read said book and submit to you a book report. If you assign us something like War & Peace or the Mahabharata, I can't promise the report will not be facetious. +all the above non-limited awards.

A super limited edition t-shirt made exclusively for people who donate $50 or more! They'll be sweet! +all the above non-limited awards.

We'll record a cover song of your choice. Any song you want. Just for you. +all the above non-limited awards.

A compilation of previously unreleased material from Gunsling Birds, which includes remixes, instrumentals, and B-sides (in a manner of speaking). +all the above non-limited awards.

You get to be an extra in a music video we happen to be making. Fun! Please keep in mind we'll probably be filming in Brooklyn so you'll have to provide your own means of becoming where we are here! +all the above non-limited awards.

Scott is going to make you a home-made liquor infusion with natural flavors. Like chili-lemongrass vodka or ginger cucumber gin. +all the above non-limited awards.

We will make a podcast/radio show on the subject of your choosing. Bonus points if you choose "science." +all the above non-limited awards.

We'll write you your own personal theme song. We'll need some juicy facts about you to make it, uh, personal. +all the above non-limited awards.

Frank and Scott will come to your house and make you dinner. No joke, we are not bad cooks. We'll bring a bottle of decent wine, wear nice clothes, and take our shoes off at the door so as not to track mud into what I can only assume is a beautiful home. We'll even make you whatever dish you want, even if that dish is filet mignon. If you ask nicely, we could serve you like fancy-place waiters with hard-to-pronounce French titles. Not that we're suggesting that. CAVEAT: If you live really far away, e.g. California or Sri Lanka or Germany, it might not be realistic for us to give you this reward. But we're willing to travel an uncertain distance, which we will discuss with you. oh, +all the above non-limited awards.

You get all future Gunsling Birds releases and show tickets completely for free, for the rest of your life. +all the above non-limited awards.

You get credited on the album as Executive Producer, which you pretty much are at that point. Even though you are chief financier, this does not confer creative input or legal shenanigans, though. Especially if you have bad taste. Also Scott will give you the best handshake of your life. +all the above non-limited awards.

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