Jew like us, Jew really like us!
It has been an incredible couple of days, and I'm thrilled that you joined the party---despite it being really f-ing early in the year to be thinking about sweaters, you have showered Geltfiend with a massive, pulsating, and seriously smile-wrinkle-inducing amount of support. I want to give you a hug, and then a high-five, and then most likely another hug, but a better one.
We've hit 21% in 2 days, and for obvious reasons, Geltfiend couldn't have done it without you. Keep spreading the love: share the project with friends, co-workers, strangers, family (yes, even the ones you've been avoiding since Passover). Let's blow this sh*t up, because if Geltfiend gets funded, the holidays will never be the same again.
I'm thrilled you joined the party. Like, this much:
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Sincere gratitude usually doesn't come this cheap, but here it is! Give us a buck and we'll telepathically transmit bucketfuls of gratitude, so make sure you're prepared!Estimated delivery:
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Give us 10 bucks, and we'll profess our undying affection for you with a handwritten Chanukah-themed sonnet.Estimated delivery:
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Spice up your friends' mailboxes with your Geltfiend Chanukah postcards, featuring 5 of our favorite images from our photoshoot! Set of 20 cards. [International backers, please add $5 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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EARLY BIRD SPECIAL! Be one of the first contributors and pick your very own Geltfiend Chanukah sweater for a smokin' bargain. (And you know how we feel about bargains...). Set of postcards included. [International backers, please add $20 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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Take your pick of any Geltfiend Chanukah sweater, and be one of the first to show some Jew-pride this holiday season. Plus, you get some Geltfiend Chanukah postcards! [International backers, please add $20 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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Two Geltfiend Chanukah sweaters AND a vintage Viewmaster with a reel of highlights from "Santa's First Chanukah"?! Once this shows up at your door, pick up some Manischewitz and you can call it a date. [International backers, please add $25 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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By special request! Get any three sweaters. Just the right number to get one for yourself, one for your boo, and one for your sweet bubbie (she's got to look good too!). [International backers, please add $25 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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By special request! Snag one of each of our five sweater designs, and you can watch your friends compete for Top Four placement on your BFF list. [International backers, please add $30 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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Another special request?! Ohhhh, yes! 10 sweaters for $450? That's like... (counts on fingers)... each sweater for $45! Gather round by the piano and get ready to sing some Jew-tunes. [International backers, please add $40 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
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For this level of support, you'll be (1) awesome, (2) one of our favorite peeps AND (3) have your name listed on an Honorary Geltfiend page on geltfiend.com. And, of course, you'll also get a Geltfiend Chanukah sweater!Estimated delivery:
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For $5,000, you get everything above (awesomeness, favoriteness, honorary Geltfiend status, sweater), AND we'll take an ad out in your local paper thanking you for your generosity.Estimated delivery:
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You deserve a Chanukah sweater party! Invite friends to your very own Chanukah party, and we will show up with some Geltfiend Chanukah sweaters, a giant menorah, decorations, a Chanukah-sweater-wearing Santa and a professional photographer. Plus, images from your event will be featured on the Geltfiend website, so everyone will know just how awesome you are!Estimated delivery:
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