Kickstarter

PIZZA FAN - Much like the rest of the known universe, you're a fan of pizza. For your contribution, you've our heartfelt "thank you!’ and group hug from all four pizza brain owners. Outside of Philly? We'll send a kindly written email with kissy, huggy emoticons with a funny personalized picture attached.

PIZZA FAN 2.0 - In addition to getting a group hug (and our deepest, heartfelt thanks) we're going to give you an OFFICIALLY LICENSED, HANDMADE PIZZA BRAIN PIN to proudly sport on your backpack, manpurse, ladybag, satchel or denim vest! Wear it proudly, good and faithful doughnator - each pin will be hand-pressed by no less than 1 finger of each of team pizza brain, to ensure quality and grandeur.

PIZZA CONNOISSEUR – Your gift pegs you as more than a casual appreciator of pizza. So, you’ll receive all the life-affirming benefits mentioned above, and we'll make you a free personal-sized pizza & drink.

PIZZA ENTHUSIAST – Your ongoing love affair with pizza has physically manifested itself in the form of 25 digital American dollars. This gift level entitles you to a free small pizza and two drinks + a one-of-a-kind, hand-made doodle drawn by all four owners of Pizza Brain (don't worry - at least one of us dropped out of art school).

PIZZALITIST –You love pizza so much you make other pizza fans tremble with inferiority. We support your obsession. We'll throw you and 3 of your friends a pizza party at pizza brain (a free large pie of your choice and drinks for four on the house).

PIZZAVANGELIST – Your perpetual dedication to pizza is a part of who you are. You can’t help but spread the good news of the almighty pie to the masses. And for that, we'll reward you with our 3-day pizza extravaganza: one large pizza of your choice per day for a period of three days. To appease the archaeologist in you, we're including a genuine artifact taken from the walls of our mid 19th building during renovation (buried treasure?! human bones? a 100-year old pair of underwear? that's for us to know and you to find out).

GRAND PIZZA CHAMPION – The name says it all. All 'pizzavangelist’ benefits belong to you, plus an original, hand-signed pizza art print made by the Guinness record holder himself, Brian ‘Pizza Brain’ Dwyer! In addition to that, you’ll receive your very own piece of pizza memorabilia, to help get you started on your own collection. And in addition to THAT, you'll receive an actual locket containing locks of hair belonging to all four members of team pizza brain (no joke).

PIZZA LEGEND – Your reputation precedes you. All the above benefits of ‘grand pizza champion’ are yours- our 3-day pizza extravaganza, original pizza art, a slice of pizza memorabilia plus a 5-person pizza party at pizza brain with two large pies and drinks for five. We'll also carve your name onto the physical bricks and mortar of our restaurant, crystallizing your infamous love of pizza for centuries to come.

ULTIMATE PIZZA WARRIOR - All the above benefits of ‘pizza legend’ are unquestionably yours. We’re so honored to be graced by your donation’s presence that we’re throwing in a complimentary bottle of bubbly & a private pizza party for 8 at Pizza Brain - with live music accompaniment by the owners themselves!

THE PIZZA SPIRITS WILL BE VERY PLEASED WITH THIS ONE! We shutter at the very thought of your pizza excellence. All the above benefits of ‘pizza legend’ are yours, plus a guaranteed spot sitting at the right hand of the pizza gods, should the inevitable pizzappocalypse happen in our lifetime. Oh yeah, and we've got your pizza brain summer pizza orders- one large pizza per week- covered (that’s over $240 worth of free food!)

PIZZA GOD – Congratulations! You have achieved ultimate pizza nirvana. You’re entitled to everything you see on this list, plus the overwhelming sense of self-worth that comes with being a pizza god. Rule your kingdom benevolently, oh mighty one. Oh yeah, we'll give you 1 free pizza per week for an entire year!