# 01 - Hug and Thank You Card Bundle - A $5 donation will get you an uncomfortably long hug from behind and a “Thank You” card on beautiful ballerina stationery.

# 02 - Spoken Word / Personal Haiku Ringtone - We’ll record a ringtone and send it to you. Here are some examples - “Sleepy sleep Tommy. You are heavy eyed and tired. Sleep Tommy Ryan.” - “Johnny Masino. Flowing black hair like Rocky. Stallion JJ.”

# 03 - Guest List & Drink Ticket Bundle - This bundle will put you on the guest list for an upcoming show and you will get a member of the band’s drink tickets. Free show and free beers!

# 04 - Plan a Stealth Scare on Brian - Brian’s a wuss. Plan a stealth scare with other members of the band and video tape it. If it’s funny, we can submit it to America’s Funniest Home Videos and split the winnings.

# 05 - Groom Our Facial Hair - Before our next show, make us look like Hulk Hogan, Wolverine or Abe Lincoln. We’ll provide the trimmer.

# 06 - Oversize Boxing Glove Match - Buy this bundle and you can take part in an over-sized boxing glove match. You vs. band member OR match up band member vs. band member.

# 07 - Promote Your Product For a Week Via Our Social Network - Buy this and we will wear your shirt, wear your earrings, drink your kool-aid, promote your band, twite about your stuff, post it, comment it and like it. We’ll even sign into our MySpace.

* * * # 8 - Vinyl Record Bundle * * * Ok internet, this is the bundle, right here. This bundle includes the following killer stuff: It’s a King Thing “Buffalo buffalo..." on red vinyl + “Stuffalo stuffalo...” Bonus CD, of whatever extra IAKT demos, neat stuff Brian has stored on his hard drive. Exclusive to this project. + IAKT “vegetarian” sticker with a hamburger and hot dog holding hands + An autographed 8x10 Fat Lasers glossy. Hang it up. Fat kids with summer-teeth are the new deer head.

# 9 - Breaked Up Bundle - Brian will prank call one of your ex-boyfriends / girlfriends, record it and send you an mp3. He won’t threaten to kill them but he will ask them when the last time they crapped their pants was. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 10 Dinerrhea Bundle - Join the band at the Crystal Lake Diner in Westmont, NJ for their Monday night, after practice burger eating and guyssip. Make a sandwich all your own and see if it will make us toot and poop. We're thinking burger patty, pancake, scrapple, caeser salad in between a bagel. When we're done eating, we want to feel like the farting cheeseburger on their old menu. Brian will treat you as well. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 11 Sweatin’ My Head Off Bundle - If you're a member of a gym, bring Brian as your guest and make him sweat and work his gut off. Imagine yourself as a hybrid of Billy Blanks, Denise Austin and a drill sergeant from Sally Jessie Raphael. Brian will even dress the part. Backer must live within driving distance of Collingswood, NJ. Time and date will be decided between the backer and Brian. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

#12 Laser Bowling Bundle - Go laser bowling with the band. Bowl with us or against us. If you’re a dirtbag, wash your clothes or it will look like an episode of MTV’s Room Raiders (Ewwww!) 3 games and shoe rental included. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 13 Life-Size Cardboard Cutout Bundle - A few months back, we gave out a life-size cardboard cutout of our buddy Evan at one of our shows. Back this and Brian will make you your very own life-size cardboard cutout. Black and white. Any pose. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 14 Go Dutch With a Band Member - This is a hot bundle! Go dutch with a band member of your choice. Some of us are married or have girlfriends so we may be headed for the friendzone. This "date" may include a variety of things. Dinner. Drinks. Movies. Walks. Maybe breakfast. We can have the 2 of you chauffeured around "Blind Date" style and we'll film it and put thought bubbles over your heads. Time and date of date will be decided between bachelor/not bachelor and backer. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 15 Mush Mouth Bundle - The lucky backers of this bundle will get to hang with the band at a bar / club and you can feed us pick up lines and we’ll go up to whomever you choose and start hitting on them. It can be multiple lines to multiple girls or whatever you want. Nothing too nasty. Brian will even buy pitchers of beer and appetizers. Here is a suggested line from Brian’s Cousin Stephen: “Hey, wanna get breakfast? Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?” Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 16 Old Hobbies Bundle - 3 lucky backers will enjoy a home-cooked dinner with Brian’s parents Gary and Denise at Brian’s house in Collingswood, NJ. You can also choose the entrée and our friend Nick Minetola will cook it (he rules in the kitchen). Brian’s Cousin Stephen will dress up and wait on you. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 17 Great Adventure Bundle - Ride roller coasters. Face paint Brian. Enough said. Split your ticket with a band member and his coke can. Date and time will be decided between band and backers. Please refer to the left for a picture of our last, great adventure. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 18 Lifetime Guest List Spot – For $100, we will put you on the guest list for every single It’s a King Thing show you plan on attending, for the rest of your life. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 19 Bill Haverchuck Bundle - Watch the entire Freaks and Geeks series with us in 1 sitting. We can laugh, get pizza, drink non-alcoholic beer and not give a damn about your bad reputation. We can even dress like characters. Johnny’s got the yearbook edition with a script for an unaired episode. We can act it out! Time of viewing will be decided between the backer and the band. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 20 Custom Song - We’ll write a song about you, your boyfriend / girlfriend, mom, dad, friend, boss or whatever you want. We'll record the song and we'll open your “Stuffalo” CD with it. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 21 - Guitarded Bundle - At the next show, you can come on stage with us and play any song of your choosing on guitar or bass. We’ll tab the song out for you on graph paper with a marker. A magic marker. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 22 Drumb and Drumber Bundle - At the next show, you can come on stage with us and showcase your drum skills on any song in our set of your choosing. Practice your rudiments and paradiddles! Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 23 King Thing Karaoke Bundle - At the next show, you can come on stage with us and sing your tukkus off. You pick the song in our set and we’ll pass the mic. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 24 Recording Bundle - The next time we write and record an album, we will welcome you to the Gradwell House and you can record your own part on one of our songs. If it rules, we won’t bury it in the mix. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 25 Baby Tantrum Bundle - Our next video for “Baby Tantrum” is going to be a mish-mash of the Muppets and an episode of the OC at the Bait Shop. We’re going to puppetize the band and if you back this bundle, we’ll puppetize you and we will feature an appearance by you (your puppet) in the video. You can keep it when the video’s done too. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 26 Anything Goes Acoustic Show - Throw your own, private, acoustic It’s a King Thing show and write your dream set list. Our stuff, cover songs, whatever. You must live within a reasonable driving distance to us (we think reasonable is no more than a 2 hour drive) Time and date of show will be decided between the backer and the band. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 27 You are NOT the Father Bundle - The backer of this bundle will get to accompany us to a taping of the Maury Povich show in Connecticut. Johnny’s cousin works for the show so he can probably get us some good seats, a shirt and maybe some TV time. We’ll do some DNA tests to prove that you’re the backer of this bundle. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

# 28 Private Full Band IAKT Show - Throw your own private party and have us play a set of our original songs. You can make the set list as long as we know how to play the songs. You must live within a reasonable driving distance to us. If you wanna go halfsies with someone, we'll throw in an extra record. Time and date of show will be decided between the backer and the band. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

#29 - Anything Goes Full Band Show - All 5 of us, electric, anything goes. Plan it, write your dream set list. This includes IAKT songs, covers, whatever. We'll play Aerosmith's "Dream On" or 4 Non Blonde's "What's Up" if you want us to. You must live within a reasonable driving distance to us. If you wanna go halfsies or quartersies with someone, we'll throw in a few extra records. Time and date of show will be decided between the backer and the band. Also includes the vinyl record bundle (#8).

#30 - Scott Stapp Hitler Stache Bundle - If you fund this record and the next one, Brian will tattoo a face drawing of Scott Stapp with a Hitler mustache on the non-hairy area of his right calf. This is $10,000 because it's a terrible idea.