You are frickin' amazing!
Hello, awesomely awesome people who have so generously contributed to me reaching 63% (what?) I said SIXTY THREE PERCENT of my goal so far!! WAHOO! I'm so amazed by your fantastickness and wonderfulosity! You've touched my heart so—I'm making up words because the existing ones don't fully express my gratitude.
I think I might add extra stuff to your rewards. :) I'm keeping it a surprise though so when you open up your package, you'll say, "Hey! I got that too?! Right on, Jennifer! Thanks for the extra stuff!" Yes, at this point I'm already assuming we are going to succeed at this Kickstarter business and YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR REWARDS! :)
Anyway, I feel like I should be providing you with more entertainment so...here's something short and silly. It's an animated greeting card I created way back in 2009 with designer Lee Lamarche (old technology, old typeface on my cards, old website but it's cute).
Oh, and you're so smart~funny~gorgeous~sexy~interesting~generous~well groomed~thin~fabulous~handsome~chic~wonderously fabulous! I love that about you! :)
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Jul 26, 2011 - Aug 25, 2011 (30 days)
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Virtual high five (or thumbs up, whichever you prefer) and the knowledge that I'm clapping like an idiot in my studio...for you...in appreciation.
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Happy clapping plus a limited edition sticker that I designed especially for Kickstarter. Stickers are fun. Especially this one.
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CARD + STICKER Pick any one of the 79 new cards! If I haven't already mentioned, they are gorgeous! Printed on 100 lb FSC-certified paper locally in Rhode Island, each card comes with a matching envelope in a protective plastic sleeve. Plus a limited edition sticker and happy clapping.
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CARD + STICKER + LUGGAGE TAG Pick any one of the 79 new cards (as described in $5 reward), plus limited edition sticker PLUS an awesome luggage tag (your choice of 2 styles) and joyful clapping.
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CARD + STICKER + MAGNET Pick any one of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS a super fun, super attractive magnet (your choice of 4 styles) and exuberant clapping.
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CARD + STICKER + KISS MY SASS LIP BALM Pick any one of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS an all natural, limited edition lip balm. These yummy little numbers were made in small batches by Stella Marie Soap Company here in Rhode Island. We have Pucker Up Peppermint and Cheeky Chocolate Mint. You'll feel like a badass every time you use it. Oh, and three cheers for you!
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CARD + STICKER + MOUSEPAD Pick any one of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS a totally rockin' mouse pad (your choice of 4 styles). Oh, and lots of applause from my studio!
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CARD + STICKER + COASTERS Pick any one of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS a 10-pack of limited edition paper coasters. Fun for your next party and great as a hostess gift...if you do that sort of thing. Momma likes her cocktails and momma likes you! Cheers!Estimated delivery: Sep 2011
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8 CARD BOX SET + STICKERS Pick any 8 of the 79 new cards (oh yeah, I said EIGHT!) and I'll put 'em in a box with envelopes so you'll have a stash of them for whenever the occasion arises. We don't offer these on our website or at our art sales so this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. PLUS extra stickers, lots of idiotic clapping, and I'll publicly thank you on my Facebook fan page. You rock!
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CARD + STICKER + MATTED PRINT Pick any one of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS a matted print version of any of the 79 cards. Oh, and lots of applause from my studio and I'll publicly thank you on my Facebook fan page, you superstar, you!
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CARD + PICK ANY 3 PRODUCTS + STICKERS Get what you want, exactly how you want it. Pick any one of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS any 3 items (choose whatever combination of mouse pad, luggage tag or magnet that suits your fancy). Includes lots of applause from my studio and I'll publicly thank you on my Facebook fan page. How awesome are you?
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8 CARDS + PICK ANY 3 PRODUCTS + STICKERS This is a turbo pack of Survival By Design stuff! Pick any 8 of the 79 new cards, plus limited edition sticker PLUS any 3 items (choose whatever combination of mouse pad, luggage tag or magnet that suits your fancy). Can you hear the cheering from my studio? I'll thank you on my Facebook fan page. You complete me.
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YOU ON A CARD Seriously. I'll 'draw' you and will either come up with something witty for you to say or you can tell me what you'd like on your card. I will present you with 12 finished cards (which will be handmade by me) in a lovely box with matching envelopes. Who knows? Maybe your character will end up in Target Stores nationwide? You'll be famous! Can you hear my spastic clapping? And a happy dance is being done in your honor as I post a thank you for you on my Facebook fan page, you glorious individual!
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PICK MY BRAIN Do you have an idea for a card line but have no clue where to start or how to break into the industry? I will give you access to my brain, experiences, and general knowledge of the greeting card industry. This is your chance to ask me anything and I'll do my best to answer your questions and provide you with the insight it took me 3 years to gain. And I'll clap and cheer for you, personally.
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THE WHOLE FARM + A CUPCAKE Dude, seriously? Okay, you get a personalized box of cards made for you (in your likeness), 4 magnets, 3 mouse pads, 2 luggage tags, and a partridge in a pear tree...er...I mean a matted print. You get applause, a happy dance, your name posted on my Facebook fan page and I'll buy you a cupcake from Wildflour Vegan Bakery in Pawtucket, RI. You're a sweetie and I love you.
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THE WHOLE FARM + A CUPCAKE + A FULL SIZE CUT OUT OF ONE OF MY GIRLS I had two full size cut out girls made for the National Stationery Show in New York City this past May. If you pony up this much, I will give you one of my girls. That's how much your love means to me. Plus everything else in the $500 reward. Holy crap.