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DIGITAL WALLPAPER Enjoy hours of endless fun with this digital wallpaper! Become the envy of your friends and enemies alike! Can also be used as a computer-destroying viral attachment when writing prank emails to over 100 Heads of State (email addresses not included).

DIGITAL COLLECTION Sparing no expense, our crack team of scientists has transformed the original 5-issue Sidekick Collected Edition into PDF format. If you specifically ask us to hurt them they'll probably work on additional formats. Over 140 pages of rib-tickling misfortune! Comes with Digital Wallpaper.

TREE KILLER! You will get a freshly printed copy of the first new Sidekick story, presented on barely-recycled paper in violation of the Kyoto Protocol. But what do you care? You won't be alive when we're forced to abandon the planet, freeze ourselves cryogenically and head off to Betegeuse IV. At least you'll have something to keep you amused on the way. Comes with Digital Wallpaper and Digital Collection. **This is the only category where you get the newest story in print!

DIGITAL SMORGASBORD Not only do you get the Wallpaper, not only do you get the Collected Trade... but you also get the rare 2-issue SIdekick Super Summer Spectacular! All of these in digital form... a pinnacle of our career and a veritable nadir of Eddie's (look it up). That's 7 issues of merriment, all at someone else's expense!

DIGITAL EVERYTHING! You get all of the above, yadda, yadda, yadda... but if the pledge drive is successful you will also get a digital version of our brand new Sidekick story and/or stories! That's right... for every threshold we reach, we will add another digital download to this category... so the better we do, the more issues you are going to receive. Tell your friends! Try the veal!

LATEX AND VINYL! That made you perk up, didn't it? But alas, while this category includes absolutely no rude videos of German origin, it does include one of four spiffy Sidekick wall sticker thingies. Who needs Ben Roethlisberger or Eli Manning on their wall when they can have us? (NFL fans need not respond to that rhetorical question). Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

SIGNED COLLECTED EDITION This is the original trade paperback, signed, sealed and delivered By Paul and Chris! Find out what happens when mild-mannered Eddie Edison makes the unfortunate decision to be a sidekick to four heroes at the same time! Because let's face it: it's always better to laugh at someone else's misfortune before they laugh at yours. Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

SIDEKICK: THE T-SHIRT Proudly wear this scene of utter carnage around town, and be the talk of your neighbors and quite possibly a target of the local FBI! Warhole-esque in its design, this high quality T-shirt says a lot about you and your taste in suspect Internet websites... Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

SIDEKICK BASEBALL CAP Because nothing screams "sports" like an image of a downtrodden superhero sidekick created by two nerds, one of whom understands the rules of cricket and the other of whom last attempted a sporting endeavor when he was six. Oh well... wear it proudly to a pro game in your city and get beaten up. Don't say we didn't warn you. Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

SHIRLEY PROTOTYPE We took one of these to a pitch session at Comedy Central and boy, were they surprised when we almost busted their coffee table in half! A faithful recreation of Doctor Scurrilous' beloved pet brick, Shirley! Anatomically correct to within 1/1000th of an inch! Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

SIGNED AND NUMBERED COLLECTED Look... everyone likes a collectible item that none of their friends will ever own. And how many of your friends own a collected edition, signed and numbered by the creators? Don't you want to own one that we held in our sweaty little palms? That's right. You need one. Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

SIGNED, COLLECTED AND SCRIBBLED Your edition of the Collected Sidekick TPB comes with an original sketch by Chris Moreno! The fact that Chris is willing to do 100 sketches is in no way connected to his intake of Red Bull and Little Debbie snack cakes. Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

UNLOCKED! BEHIND-THE-SCENES PITCH ART! You'll get a never-before-seen-by-anyone-who's-not-a-Hollywood-development-executive piece of original art by Chris Moreno, created for the Sidekick animated pitch book. Most likely it depicts Eddie getting peed on by some creature. We call that "Comedy Gold". Also comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

LATEX AND VINYL ENTHUSIAST There you go again. Not for the first time we remind you that this category includes absolutely no naughty videos whatsoever. But you get all four vinyl Wall Thingies and we'll throw in the Digital Everything Package. You twisted little pervert, you. Comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION, printed TPB and new Sidekick issue.

JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING PACKAGE You get the Signed Collected Edition, the Sidekick T-Shirt, a Sidekick Vinyl Wall Thingy, a baseball cap, the Digital Everything, the Super Summer Spectacular and a unique sketch. Plus, both a printed and a digital copy of the newest issue when it arrives. But you don't get a brick. Blame your parents for that. Or Kickstarter.

UNLOCKED! GET DRAWN INTO THE PAGES OF SIDEKICK! Join the ranks of friends and enemies of ours who've had their likenesses appear in the pages of Sidekick! It's our discretion how we use you, of course. But how cool would it be to show your loved ones a comic where you're a UPS delivery person or an angry hotdog vendor? Also comes with DIGITAL COLLECTION and new Sidekick issue.

CREATE A CHARACTER You get to create a brand new character, and if you see the results of our cough syrup-addled imaginations to the left of this page, you'll probably understand that creating a Sidekick character is a lot like a box of chocolates: you never know what you are going to get. Paul and Chris will shock and amaze you, and you get to keep the original. Comes with Trade Paperback Collected, and Digital Everything!

DECIDE THE FATE OF THE TWO CREATORS! Yes, we will give you ruffians a chance to tell us which story we are going to do! We have ideas, you have the power to pick more than your nose! This prize also comes with a special guest appearance in the comic - your likeness will not only be placed into the comic, we will actually kill you in a VERY unpleasant way and then make a point of drawing attention to it. You lucky dog. Comes with Trade Paperback Collected and Digital Everything.