First things first: A little background

Let's face it- turning into a zombie can come as somewhat of a culture shock.  One day you're walking around as a member of the proverbial human rat race.  Going to school.  Going to work.  Waiting in lines.  Waiting in traffic.  Paying bills.  Paying taxes.  Then- BAM!  Zombie bite.  Next thing you know, you are the legion of the undead's newest member.  Priorities instantly change.  The things that seemed to be important are suddenly replaced by an insatiable hunger for brains.  The problem is that we spent our entire lives as humans able to walk into a grocery store and buy food that we could then take home and prepare.  Better yet, we could enter a dining establishment, order food, and have it served to us.  Oh, how things change when you have to chase down your food in order to eat.  It's no secret that humans don't like to have their brains eaten and tend to run when confronted with the possibility of being our next meal.  What used to come so easy and be an almost instant gratification becomes work...a sick form of exercise for the undead.  Is it too much to ask for a home cooked brain every once in a while?  I mean an honest-to-goodness gourmet meal?  We don't think so here at the Zombi Kitchen!

So, what is Zombi Kitchen?

Zombi Kitchen is a line of T-shirts and home goods that are created with zombies like yourself in mind.  Zombies who possess a "refined palate."  Zombies with discerning taste.  Zombies who want to tell the world, "I may be undead, but sometimes I still enjoy a bit of fine dinning every now and again." And what better way to say it than with a 100% authentic Zombi Kitchen T-shirt?  All of our shirts are guaranteed fresh and come shrink wrapped on a snazzy styrofoam meat tray to seal in the flavor.  We have men's, women's, and children's sizes available in a variety of designs so no one is left out.  Plus- every order ships with a little something extra.     

MEN'S SHIRTS:

WOMEN'S SHIRTS:

KID'S SHIRTS:

OUR PACKAGING:

What's in the future for Zombi Kitchen?

Kickstarter is just the beginning.  We have big dreams for the Zombi Kitchen line of shirts and schwag for the home...dreams you can help bring to life (or is it death?)  Our goal is to bring Zombi Kitchen to the undead masses.  This means shambling our way to conventions across the country and spreading our special brand of zombie love.  See, stopping by the Zombi Kitchen booth at your favorite con isn't going to be your run of the mill affair.  We want our booth to stand out in the sea of boring, look alike vendors and give a more back to our customers.  That's why you're going to have the chance to have your purchase served up by one of the Zombi Kitchen wait staff at our diner-themed booth.  We will be bringing along the Zombi Kitchen chefs and waitresses to give you that "authentic" undead encounter and the chance for some great photo ops! (*NOTE- we will not be held responsible for any bites you may receive from getting to close to the "staff." )  We don't want to just sell you a shirt.  We want to sell you an experience you won't soon forget...an experience you will be sure to tell your friends about!

Well, OK!  I like what I hear and I just so happen to be a zombie with money.  What do I get?

Glad you asked!  We have a few different reward levels:

PLEDGE $5 OR MORE

Vinyl "Zombi Kitchen" sticker and personalized "blood soaked" thank-you note!

PLEDGE $25 OR MORE:

Your choice of any "Zombi Kitchen" T-Shirt, vinyl "Zombi Kitchen" sticker, and personalized "blood soaked" thank-you note!

PLEDGE $50 OR MORE:

Your choice of any 2 "Zombi Kitchen" T-Shirts, vinyl "Zombi Kitchen" sticker, personalized "blood soaked" thank-you note, and official "Zombi Kitchen Menu" suitable for framing (or hanging on your brain-filled fridge!)

PLEDGE $75 OR MORE:

Your choice of any 2 "Zombi Kitchen" T-Shirts, vinyl "Zombi Kitchen" sticker, personalized "blood soaked" thank-you note, official "Zombi Kitchen Menu" suitable for framing (or hanging on your brain-filled fridge), and a hand-drawn, one-of-a-kind zombie sketch card from Johnny Coffins himself!

PLEDGE $100 OR MORE:

Your choice of any 2 "Zombi Kitchen" T-Shirts, vinyl "Zombi Kitchen" sticker, personalized "blood soaked" thank-you note, official "Zombi Kitchen Menu" suitable for framing (or hanging on your brain-filled fridge), a hand-drawn, one-of-a-kind zombie sketch card from Johnny Coffins himself, and a "Zombi Kitchen" logo apron (complete with blood splatter!)

PLEDGE $200 OR MORE:

The MEGA BUNDLE!  Your choice of any 5 "Zombi Kitchen" T-Shirts, 2 vinyl "Zombi Kitchen" stickers, personalized "blood soaked" thank-you note, official "Zombi Kitchen Menu" suitable for framing (or hanging on your brain-filled fridge), a hand-drawn, one-of-a-kind zombie sketch card from Johnny Coffins himself, and 2 "Zombi Kitchen" logo aprons (complete with blood splatter!) 

In closing:

We think you will agree that Zombi Kitchen is something special.  From the designs, to the packaging, to the vision for the future...we hope our attention to detail shows the passion we have behind this project.  Any support you can give to make this dream a reality will be greatly appreciated.  Even if you can't come on board as a backer, just the act of telling your friends, sharing this page, and getting the word out there can get us one step closer to making this a success!  Thanks for your help and...stay undead!

-Johnny Coffins